JeremyA Poem by Initium
my friend asked me to write a poem about his beauty. I did.
He’s pasty skinned.
His name is Jeremy.
His chin is incapable of being hairy.
In his ears, he has holes,
Yeah, right in the lobes.
I mean, who does that?
It makes him look like a muskrat-
But don’t get me wrong,
I’d still love to see him in a lacy thong.
And he’d do it, too,
‘cause he’s a hipster dude.
He’s more hip than an ilium bone,
But I still want that single lady’s ring to own.
© 2011 Initium
Added on November 30, 2011
Last Updated on November 30, 2011
AboutThis is Brooke, I'm 15 and I enjoy video games, Batman, and obviously, writing. I really love kittens, too. I recently came out to my family as gay. whoopee The poems about males are not false, beca.. more..