The Willow Meowow Song

country song

to the man named willow who's sitting in a tree
they say he's cracked and smokes blue cheese
though willow was merry and tried for awhile
shooting-fire-cracking-lamp-snapping-lip-broken-smiles

his name was willow, willow meowow
his name was willow, willow meowow
his name was willow, willow meowow
with his funny green hat, ginger long beard, brown overalls
sing the willow meowow song

the whistle train horn was heard throughout the valley
now willow needs to go
as the fairy rows by-the wrestlers in heat-
he has a meal fit for seven-and pees on a tree-
he lollygags around singing momma please

his name was willow, willow meowow
his name was willow, willow meowow
his name was willow, willow meowow
with his funny green hat, ginger long beard, brown overalls
sing the willow meowow wong

willow willow likes his fiddle-
willow willow knows her riddle-
willow willow like his mac-
willow willow smacks the jack-
willow willow humps in clumps-
willow willow show his bumps-
willow willow crowns the mound-
willow willow willow willow

of the man (x4)

as the night went down oh tuna-tune was coming
she was ready for old willow and undressed by eleven
but little did she know he was pressed for time
lips locked-joyed stocked-outta that door...by a minutes time

his name was willow, willow meowow
his name was willow, willow meowow
his name was willow, willow meowow
with his funny green hat-ginger long beard-brown overalls
sing the willow meowow song
sing the willow meowow song