38. Candy Bars

This was Jos's idea...

*In Denver, Colorado*

 

*The hole where Megan and Gideon rest is still there, untouched. They stopped yelling hours ago. Megan is now slumped at the bottom of the grave, drawing Gallifrean marks in the sand. Gideon is still standing, however, staring up at the rounded edge of the grave to see if there is something he missed. How to get out*

 

Megan: *sighs* I’m hungry.

 

Gideon: *says nothing*

 

Megan: Well, thank Rassilon I’ve got this. *pulls out a Hershey’s bar*

 

Gideon: *whirls around at the smell of chocolate* GIVE ME THAT!

 

Megan: WHAT? NO! *runs away*

 

*Gideon chases her around the grave until she falls against a wall and he snatches it from her hand*

 

Megan: MIIINE! *tries for it* THAT’S THE ONLY CANDY BAR I HAVE LEFT!!

 

Gideon: I’M STARVING!

 

Megan: SO AM I! I’M A TIME LORD! I HAVE TO EAT TO STAY ALIVE!

 

Gideon: A what lord?

 

Megan: Oh, never mind…

 

Gideon: *starts to unwrap the Hershey’s*

 

Megan: WHAAAT??!!! GIVE BAAAACK!!!

 

Gideon: Never!

 

Megan: NOW! *mauls him* *steals the candy bar*

 

Gideon: NOOO!! *jumps on her*

 

Megan: YOU WILL NEVER GET IT! *throws it across the room* *when Gideon scrambles to go get it, she jumps from beneath him and grabs it* Ha ha, success!

 

Gideon: FAILURE! *snatches the candy bar away*

 

Megan: *whines* Hey, no fair!

 

Gideon: I’m older than you. I need to eat.

 

Megan: Oh yeah? By how much?

 

Gideon: *gives her a look* By, like, sixty years.

 

Megan: Oh yeah…

 

Gideon: *starts to unwrap the candy bar*

 

Megan: *mauls him, then claims the candy back* SUCCESSION!

 

Gideon: NOT FOR LONG! *goes after her*

 

*The two chase one another around with the candy bar until Megan accidentally throws it and it lands up on the surface, just beside the edge of the grave*

 

Gideon: NOW look what you’ve done!

 

Megan: I was willing to share…

 

Gideon: I’m hungry!

 

Megan: SO AM I!

 

Gideon: *grumbles*

 

Megan: *sighs* Well, good thing I have this. *pulls out a Kit Kat*

 

Gideon: WHAAAT!!

 

*Gideon then chases after her again*

Author's Note

This is all Rory-kin's idea. So don't blame me, man.
GIDEON IS SECRETLY A SPAZ ;P
You can only wonder what Rossi will be like...
Jocelyn and Rossi, sittin' in a tree. K-I-S-S-I-N-G

Reviews

[Aurora Lynn]

..................................FIFTY. SEVEN. YEARS. OLD. That's all I'm saying about that. FIFTY. SEVEN.

This episode was funny. See, everything works out when you listen to Jocelyn. You should try it more often.

[compositionc]

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH.
MEGGIE WOULD NEVER GO THAT INSANE OVER A CANDY BAR.