EXTRA: Take That, Freakish Alien... Thing!

*Above Salt Lake City, Utah*

 

*Mulder is strapped to a table. He wakes up slowly and begins to scream, seeing if he can get some attention. An alien, that looks almost like a lizard person, walks over to him and shocks him with some kind of device*

 

Mulder: Okay. Aliens. Gotcha.

 

Creature: *says something in an alien language*

 

Mulder: And he doesn’t speak English. Great. Just f--

 

*Mayisha bursts in, Scully in tow. Scully is nursing a hurt arm, and Mayisha looks as confident as ever*

 

Mayisha: *bashes the Creature over the head with the device it had used to shock

Mulder* Take that, freakish alien… thing!

 

Mulder: You don’t mess around.

 

Scully: *un-straps Mulder* Oh Mulder…

 

Mulder: Scully… *grabs her an uncharacteristically begins to snog her*

 

Mayisha: *spazzes*

 

*More alien creatures like the first one swarm in. Mayisha begins to spaz*

 

Mayisha: ARE YOU FLIPPING KIDDING ME?! MORE ALIENS?! I JUST KNOCKED OUT THIS ONE!! HOW MANY OF YOU ARE THERE? DO I HAVE TO RUN THROUGH FIRE TO KILL ALL OF YOU?! SERIOUSLY?!

 

Mulder: …

 

Scully: …

 

Creatures: …

 

Mayisha: I. HATE. ALL. OF. YOU!!

 

Scully: A door!

 

*Mulder grabs Mayisha by the arm and the three of them run out the door. Suddenly, in a flash of light, they’re standing outside some building*

 

Mulder: *grabs Scully and makes out with her*

 

Mayisha: *holds up the device* Well, problem solved.

Author's Note

:) The Gideon and Megan Time Lord problem will be fixed fairly easily in the next chapter, so you might be a bit disappointed. BUT THEN ON TO THE ROMANCE. AND THE ACORNVILLE CASE~ *dies of excitement*

Reviews

[~goh~]

Holy crap! I come up to a ski resort and check this really quick, and find out you've posted alot! Really bad timing, but thanks :D

[Some Random Person.]

Seriously funny. Good. You'be gotten busy since last checked! :D

[Aurora Lynn]

Ahhh, Mayisha's alien killing is amazing. AND YYYEEESSSS! ACORNVILLE CASE!!! *spazzes* *dies* *comes back to life*

[Short.Nerd]

I love the alien killing XD

[compositionc]

WHY IS THERE SO MUCH RANDOM SNOGGING?
not that I mind...
MAYISHA IS AWESOME. I KILL ALIENS.