58. Reid is an Idiot

*In the jet out of Salt Lake City, Utah*

 

*Morgan is, as always, listening to his headphones. Mayisha is staring at Mulder and Scully make out, the Doctor and I are making out in the other corner, Gideon and Megan are chatting quietly, and Reid, Hotch, Jocelyn, JJ, and Prentiss are playing cards. Suddenly:*

 

Prentiss: HAHA! YES! I WON!

 

Reid: *is shocked* What? How could you have… what?

 

Me: *breaks from the Doctor* What happened?

 

Prentiss: I BEAT REID. FINALLY.

 

Hotchner: Quite frankly, I’m surprised.

 

Me: Why wouldn’t you be? Reid always wins.

 

Gideon: No necessarily. I’ve beaten Reid before.

 

Reid: Yeah, at chess. *begins to hyperventilate*

 

Prentiss: Jeez, Reid, it’s not that bad.

 

Reid: I… Never… Lose…

 

Hotchner: Everyone loses once in a while.

 

Me: I never win!

 

Reid: I… Never… *faints*

 

Jocelyn: OH MY GOD! REID!

 

*Everyone stands, trying to help*

 

Scully: *breaks from Mulder* What’s going on?

 

Hotchner: He just… Fell over!

 

Me: *sighs* He was hyperventilating.

 

Mulder: That’s awesome. *sarcasm*

 

JJ: What do we do?

 

Gideon: We wait.

 

Jocelyn: NO! WE NEED TO HELP HIM NOW! *tries to do mouth-to-mouth*

 

Morgan: now that just looks intimate.

 

Jocelyn: SHUT UP AND HELP!

 

Gideon: *does the Heimlich*

 

Hotchner: What are you doing?!

 

JJ: He fainted, not choked!

 

Gideon: You never know!

 

Reid: *faintly* I… Never… Lose…

 

Scully: He’s okay.

 

Jocelyn: REID! REID! CAN YOU HEAR ME?!

 

Reid: J-Jocelyn…?

 

Jocelyn: Yeah, it’s me.

 

Gideon: *drops him*

 

Jocelyn: *gets on her stomach so she’s face-to-face with him* Are you okay?

 

Reid: I never lose!

 

Jocelyn: Jeez, Reid. You take winning seriously.

 

Reid: Of course I do. It’s a game of statistics.

 

Morgan: You gave us all quite a scare. *cuffs his ear*

 

Reid: D-did I?

 

Me: I hate you. *goes back to kissing the Doctor*

 

Reid: Sorry to interrupt your make-out session! *sarcasm*

 

Morgan: Don’t. just… don’t.

 

Reid: Don’t worry. I won’t.

Author's Note

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[Some Random Person.]

Acornville!!! :D so..... How many chapters are you going to write, Liv?

[Short.Nerd]

Bwahahaa... nice! xD I love the last four lines of it.