63. I Love You, But Shove Off

*In Acornville*

 

*The remaining BAU have gathered together. Morgan is drilling Mayisha to see if she’s the UnSub, Megan and Gideon are somewhere only Reid and I know where, and everyone else is gathering, discussing their predicament with Mayisha*

 

Me: We need to keep looking. Mayisha is NOT our guy.

 

Hotchner: Morgan needs us here. We can’t just leave him alone.

 

Reid: But what if Mayisha’s not the UnSub? We need to keep looking, I agree.

 

Hotchner: We don’t have a motive. She fit’s the profile.

 

Jocelyn: WHAT profile?

 

Prentiss: The one that fits Mayisha.

 

Reid: Oh, PLEASE don’t tell me that you support this too…

 

JJ: We don’t SUPPORT it. If Mayisha’s the UnSub, then she needs to be convicted.

 

Jocelyn: these are our friends!

 

Me: She could nor WOULD ever hurt any of us!

 

JJ: You’ve seen the guys we catch.

 

Prentiss: Half of them have a side to them that the friends had never seen. Did anyone see that the Sheriff of the town on you guys’ first case would be assisting the UnSub?

 

Me: Mayisha. Didn’t. Kill. Anyone.

 

Hotchner: We need to look through her files for the motive--

 

Me: I love you, but SHOVE OFF.

 

Hotchner: EXCUSE me?

 

Me: C’mon, Reid, Jos. Let’s go look for the REAL killer.

 

Jocelyn: *turns with Reid and leaves*

 

Me: *notices the Doctor is gone* Huh, I wonder where he is. *turns to leave as well*

 

Hotchner: *grabs my arm* Stop.

 

Me: Get the HELL off me, Hotchner.

 

Hotchner: *is hurt* I AM your Unit Chief and I AM the one that tells you what to do.

 

Me: Not when you’re not being sensible.

 

*I leave*

 

*Once we’re outside, Reid gets into the driver’s seat of an SUV, with Jocelyn in shot gun, and I in the backseat*

 

Reid: Where do we start?

 

Jocelyn: Wait, where’s Meg and the Doctor.

 

Me: I haven’t the foggiest where the Doctor is. I’ll have to call him. *gets out my cell phone*

 

Jocelyn: And where’s Megan.

 

Reid and I: *exchange looks through the rearview mirror* Um, nowhere.

 

Jocelyn: The creepy part was you both said it at the same time.

 

Me: She’s nowhere, really.

 

Jocelyn: Fine. Then where do we start?

 

Me: Ella’s house.

Author's Note

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Reviews

[Some Random Person.]

Something's wrong with Fafa.... Just sayin'.

Now, hurry up.... Or else. And you don't want to find out where else is... Or if you do, just ask Shnerd.

[compositionc]

*cheers*
YES! JOCELYN IS ON MAI SIDE!
YES YES YES YES
I LOVE INTERROGATION

[Aurora Lynn]

*comes back to life to read the next chapter* YES I'M COOL ENOUGH TO KNOW IT'S NOT MAYISHA! *fistpump* Amazing, per usual. More, please?