Double Dutch
My love speaks Dutch as Dutchmen do
I speak Dutch as the Flemish do
Together we became one
Along the meandering path, we strolled together
Now, I am able to speak Dutch as Dutchmen too
What is it to you bigots?
I like speaking Dutch as Dutchmen do
I do not need subtitles, some Flemish pretend
They really do
Hate all people that do not speak Flemish
The way they do
Cultivate gibberish dialects
Leaving all others puzzled
People do need subtitles
Deciphering their near to foreign accent
Pretending that their dialect
Equals any top intermediate language
Sometimes they take pride in being called ‘Texans of Europe’
Well … ‘Rednecks of Belgium’
You might be surprised
What people really think of … YOU!