LET"S GO BAKING!

An absurd tale of a conversation between my pen and I to be read like the goofy gophers from the bugs bunny show!!

Let's go baking shall we.

Okay! Pen.

I give you my undivided attention today.

What do you need for the perfect poem?

" I have a list. " replies Pen

" And you are not included. You just write!"

Okay! But just remember pen, I can remove you! Fire away!

What are we baking today?

A savoury casserole of writes, maybe a cake?

" You shall see." says Pen.

Who will decide the title?

Definitely FT Ledrew. He's a man of few lines but what a punch!

Two cups of ANTO.    For depth. He's such a 25 word or more man and we need those Irish stanzas.

Two tablespoons of Kelly. She's Cajun spice with her writes!

                                     I know! She's so savoury!

One teaspoon of Jamestown. We need his blessings.

                                          Oh! Yes!

One teaspoon of Valentine.  For truth and goodness!

                                         Oh! Yes!

Two tablespoons of KWP. She gets her magic from the corner shop! You know!

                                    Yes! I've heard!

A tablespoon of oil of moonskittles. For her flow and lovely presence.

                                                  Yeah I know! Nice teacher!

500 mls of John Gabriel. He's the I.T. officer of poetry, you know!

                                  Aaah! good choice!  

And if we get ill?    Why Doc Wood? Of course!

                           Of course!

Emily can be the spoon. For she may be the judge.

                                  How true!

One teaspoon of Vishuddin. For her wisdom

Two teaspoons of Aaron. For his smiles and thoughts.

A dash of Gee. A Worcestershire of wit he injects.

                     I know! A real cockney! lol  

One cup of Helena and Fran too. For the romance they bring to the table.

                                               So decorative their view!

Two pounds of Sami Khalil. He injects power. That strength of wills.

For salt, Coyote Poetry. For flavour and excellent writes.

Two pounds of Alf.  For his warmth, accurate insights, his encouraging positive    outlook on life.  

                          Yes! He's a top bloke although he may be late. 

                           A problem with his britches I hear!

Three cups of sereena She's the sugar water of this write. So sweet, ever flowing!

                                  We need a delicate flow and taste!

And Luscious Lips?     Most definitely! For her look, her softness,.she gives colour.

                             Double trouble will be pleased!

                             He will indeed! I hear she whispers!

For all the herbs. All the writers we haven't mentioned. Sorry!

                              Excellent choice!

Okay! Lets mix this together.

Place in oven.

Bake at 200c for 15 minutes.

Who will taste this before Emily

Luscious lips of course! She's the sugar of this write.

 Good idea!

Is it ready yet?  Did the timer go off?

I think so!

So! What's it like?

Not bad! Looks cooked!

Can I taste it?

Yes! Of course! 

Its still hot. Smells delicious!

Wow! Impressive!

Let's read this together.

Let's!

                                  TITLE  Welcome!

                                          Softly flows

                                               the

                                              imagery

                                            of stanzas

                                              so vivid,

                                              romantic

                                          long lasting lines

                                             of symmetry.

                                          So hot. so spicy,                                               

                                               so sweet

                                             the journey .

                                               The view  

                                                 is ours

                                              We're happy

                                               the smiles

                                                 it gives

                                                 POETRY!

I love the motion!

Do you think it flows?

Of course!It does!

Perfect ingredients

Only the best!

And without your help too!

I know poetic pen

I steer! You drive! 

Exactly!

Shall we go?

Yes! We should. After you

Oh! thank you I will.

Call it an end? Yes!

Yes please!

                                                  THE END

                                           

 

  

Reviews

[sereenaoutloud]

Awwww AM you have brought a smile to my face (and LL's lol) and a blush to my cheeks (TTM) Fantastic write, well written, fun and also too sweet! Some people on here have had some major negativity lately (like John Gabriel said) but you are one of the good ones...no one of the GREAT ones dear friend!! This is awesome :))

[andrew mitchell]

United we are sereena and my dear dear fav of mine luscious lips that I adore. Glad I gave you a laugh. You are the sugar of wc writes sereena, you really are. I thank you and others for the day you were born otherwise you would not be here, And how I wanted you to blush !!!! lol lol and smile as you took my stage haha!

[sereenaoutloud]

Well you have succeed again (blush blush) Your words are far too kind and left me speechless (wow how did you manage that lol) ..........

[andrew mitchell]

TTM is everywhere! He knows things!!! lol lol

[sereenaoutloud]

LOL..That TTM his so sneaky!! :))

[Sami Khalil]

You shake, bake and brake bread with this wonderful poem of deliciously cooked ingredients...Enjoyed the meal of poetry...:)...............

[andrew mitchell]

Thanks sami

[Sami Khalil]

Welcome...:).............

[alf]

Hi Andrew. I confess . . . I am lost for words!!! This is simply hilarious!!! All the things I would have said in review mode are already included in the poem!!! You have created the perfect recipe here!! Baked it to perfection!!! and presented with the sweetest frosting imaginable!!!! Just wonderful!!!! I now have my brain in think .ing . mode . . .

[andrew mitchell]

Thanks alf I like making friends hungry and if you want the recipe just let me know!!! lol :):)

[Gee]

You must have the patience of a saint to have written this,very good,thanks for the mention.This wil bring a smile to many faces,Just so that you are awareI read most of your poems,enjoying,but seldom commenting as I'd feel like a parrot,niceAndrew,enjoyed etc etc.Ill leave that to the clever folk.

[andrew mitchell]

It was a big one, a one off definitely lol! Thanks Gee and thanks for dropping bye and I like parrots lol and I love Worcestershire sauce on my lamb chops too with mash lol!

[Gee]

You're most welcome.Take care

[ANTO]

Holy Mother of God Andrew (God forgive me) - this is an epic. How the heck...?
Im speechless - there - you broke ANTO !

Joking - but I am in awe of the logisitics of this for a start then theres the time it must have taken to organise all of this in that wonderful suitcase of a mind of yours and finally the execution of not one piece but like, three intertwined pieces of writing.

Your a genius my friend. Creative genius at Work - everyone should wear hard hats and luminous vests around you. Tres Cool my man!
:)))

[andrew mitchell]

Hi ANTO Thank you my friend for your grand review lol. Yes you are so right as three pieces are linked and intertwined they are.An epic poem and only a one off too!!!!!!! lol Glad you enjoyed and I didn't drain you two much of 2 cups!!!!

[ANTO]

I thought you were referring to two cups for my AA man b***s lol
xD

[AaronFreitas]

Whoo hoo I got a shout out in this! haha dude this is an awesome piece, amazingly creative my friend. Brought a smile to my face and brightened my day :)

[andrew mitchell]

Thanks Aaron based around the goofy gophers conversations from bugs bunny show lol:):)

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100/100 and as many stars as one can fit into a review box (stars * infinity) for the creative and entertaining poet that you are, Andrew. Such a fine tribute to the poets who touch our lives every day and we are happy it was your muse and pen that brought this wonderful story to life in a conversation piece that none of us will soon forget. I believe you have a keen sense of who some of your friends are and this, my friend, is going onto my virtual shelf. What a write.... :)

[andrew mitchell]

FT Ledrew, I am floored by your write my friend. I wanted to compliment my fellow writers in a entertaining manner which I thought in the end would bore as being too long if you didn't know bugs bunny. Initially I was laughing my head off in the making.As I welcome everyone and those I adore and as I get to know my fellow writes then I explore and tease cos I admire my friends in awe and I don't want them to leave! They are my real friends cos in my real life I have none except my wife!!

[....................]

You saved yourself by including your wife at the end... obviously you are a man with experience :)read moreYou saved yourself by including your wife at the end... obviously you are a man with experience :)

You are welcome, sir; I only write what I feel at the moment I am feeling it and your write left me feeling good. There is nothing boring about it and who doesn't love Bugs et al? :)

[Kelly Scheppers]

Andrew, were you dropped on your head a lot as a child? Lol, my goodness, we need more "funuendos" like THIS!

And look what you've done...you've made John realize the good in people! Here's to you, darlin! ...and thank you for my two tablespoons worth! Much enjoyed!! x

[andrew mitchell]

Kelly if I ever include you in my writes you are the savoury one and by your latest pic you are smoking! smoking hot Paprika that you are Kelly lol! Next time you are two cups I promise Cos your writes do have a hot Indian vindaloo cuisine flow. I'm always sweating lol with your writes lol so gorgeously hot and so inviting lol:):) Thank you Kelly xx for dropping in!

[Kelly Scheppers]

My pleasure, any time! ; )

[andrew mitchell]

When you call me Darling! I know your impressed. You make me laugh and smile too Kelly! I'm glad we have met in sharing our art! lol:)

[John Alexander McFadyen]

Aw Andrew you sentimentalist you! You did it again and had me smiling ear to ear. Was thinking of quitting WC because of the recent trolling attacks but this has made me realise the good most people share on this site. THANK you!

[andrew mitchell]

John, united we stand , we share our writes cos we are one . We cannot surrender to scum. If we do we are defeated. Ignore the scum cos our group is bigger, we share cos we believe, cos we not only give encouragement to young writers, we share our lives and thoughts together because we care, we are a group of friends who indulge in clever poetic writes and we are all bonded together for the good of our writes and we want to share like a love cos we are a family.. I have no time for scum. They are or he is so low they or he could sky dive from a snakes arse. the lowest of lows. I won't give in to he or them!