A COUPLE'S MELODY!!

A COUPLE'S MELODY!!

A Story by andrew mitchell

"Did you enjoy your lettuce, radish,cucumber,capsicum salad?" asked Mr. Raptor.
"Delicious! and your Dino-steak?" replied Mrs. Brontosaurus-Raptor.
"Salubrious!  Medium rare as always!" said Mr. Raptor.
"You are so thoughtful my darling hubby and what a lovely meal!."

"Shall we finish dinner with a coffee Sweetie?" says Mr. Raptor
"What did you say?" "How many times have I told you, you just don't listen.".
"You know by the time the coffee goes down my throat, ITS COLD!
"Ever think about that!" 
" How many times have I told you?"
" You only think of yourself!"
"Just you, you ,you!"
"What about ME!" "Hey!" " Hello!"
"You only think about yourself."
" I suppose a cold drink is out of the question then?"asks Mr. Raptor
" Right!" "That's it Boy-O!"
"Ouch! ouch! Ouch! Okay! okay! Sorry!"
"Get off me!" "Sorry!"
"Phew!" I suppose sex is out of the question tonight then?" asks Mr. Raptor
"Ouch! Aaaarr! You're squashing me!"
"I can't breathe! Sorry! ...................................Sorry!"
  

© 2015 andrew mitchell


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alf
Hi Andrew. If it is true that laughter is the best medicine, then I have made up for every illness suffered in my short lifetime!!!! In the past few weeks, I have laughed more than you might assume, and you and a certain doctor are entirely to blame. This is a riot!! how easily problems start . . . personified in your poem!! Its right up with the cookery class for me, love it!!!

Posted 8 Years Ago


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andrew mitchell

8 Years Ago

Hi Alf, Its all the more funny because its soooooo true lol. either dead silence as you observe othe.. read more
alf

8 Years Ago

I keep wondering whether you can top the last effort and you always do!! Can't wait for the next!!!



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replayed eons of times ...as old as old is :) just have to chuckle ..shake ones head and walk away ...there is simply no win in Mr. Raptors repertoire :{
E.

Posted 8 Years Ago


Einstein Noodle

8 Years Ago

its the tune of admission ...im sorry honey ..your right honey ..ok honey ..right away now honey ..... read more
andrew mitchell

8 Years Ago

yes I know that tune!!!!!! Happy wife Happy Life! lmao its so true!
Einstein Noodle

8 Years Ago

ahahaha me too!
Cheeky as always!

This part had me keeled over helplessly.
"You know by the time the coffee goes down my throat, ITS COLD!"

I appreciate the smile you've put on my face, Andrew. Keep them coming!
~M.Babu ~

Posted 8 Years Ago


andrew mitchell

8 Years Ago

haha thank you M.Babu
Dino erotica. Andrew, I think you just went another level and created a new genre mate! :D

Posted 8 Years Ago


andrew mitchell

8 Years Ago

haha Thanks Blackheart.
I bet people think you were writing about an odd dinosaur couple and not that little person and heavy set person couple who live down the street from me. WHAT! You were writing about an odd dinosaur couple, are you sure? Oh sorry, my bad :~)
This would make a good novel, do you plan to expand or add more to this story? Sorry for the little person heavy set person comments about but it really does sound them.

Posted 8 Years Ago


andrew mitchell

8 Years Ago

exactly Bear doesn't matter what species its the same old melody!
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Haha. A very funny write, Andrew. Witty and heavy on the dinosaur erotica!

Nice job.

Posted 8 Years Ago


andrew mitchell

8 Years Ago

Thank you Doodley and how it has evolved into our days in human lives lol
Food, good conversation and nice ending. Thank you Andrew for sharing the entertaining poetry.
Coyote

Posted 8 Years Ago


andrew mitchell

8 Years Ago

Thank you John just exaggerating normal couple's lives lol
Coyote Poetry

8 Years Ago

You did. My life, maybe more loco. And you are welcome.
andrew mitchell

8 Years Ago

lol........................................................
bahahahaha....absolutely hilarious
"the coffee gets cold by the time it goes down my throat" hahahahahaha
I have a vivid and somehow very disturbing image of dino sex now, thank you very much

Posted 8 Years Ago


andrew mitchell

8 Years Ago

lol now that's a thought dino sex, no just kidding! lol Thanks Amy for the smile!:)
I'm taking mental notes...I could use some of your smooth dialogue and technique! ; )

Posted 8 Years Ago


andrew mitchell

8 Years Ago

Hi kelly lol Glad I can help:)
Your creativity is outstanding...this is so funny (and yes true) seriously i am sure whatever us women say goes in one ear and out the other where you Raptors are concerned! lol
"huh..what was that ?" i hear you replying already lol
You never fail to make me smile...laugh....laugh and blush lol !! :))

Posted 8 Years Ago


sereenaoutloud

8 Years Ago

i said blah blah blah blah funny...blah blah blah ..awesome...blah blah blah blah Raptor.. blah blah.. read more
andrew mitchell

8 Years Ago

LOL,........................LOL...............:)
sereenaoutloud

8 Years Ago

hahahha :))
I laughed with raptor-ous enjoyment... such true sentiments describes in the most creative of ways. :)

Posted 8 Years Ago


andrew mitchell

8 Years Ago

SO did I Thanks FT

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Added on April 20, 2015
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