I said steak not snake!

As the serpent watched 

With glee, tongue slurping ,of 

Eve about to pick the apple.

Adam looked on hungrily "Don't!"

"I like apples! But I'm not vegetarian."

"You're right!" said Eve.

"What's an apple without the pie!"

"Yeah! But an apple a day keeps

The doctor away" says Adam.

"If we had a doctor!" says Eve

"Well! What about we try....

The Steakhouse? " says Eve 

"We don't have one yet!" said Adam.

Then, an idea was born

As Adam grinned  "The snake!"

Hastily, the serpent killed

Snake kebabs were dealt.

Eve wasn't at fault

A lovely meal was had.

And the Apple?

Well! A codling moth strayed

Laying its eggs, bare

The grubs got to the truth

Nothing was spared.

Meanwhile,

Adam seeing Eve

Naked, excited said.

"Stand back!" 

I don't know how big

This is going to get! 

Eve looked on 

And smiled.

" The bigger the better!"

" You snake you!

  

Reviews

[ReedWrite]

LOL...your work always brings a chuckle.
You have such a unique perspective on things...and your pieces overflow with that wit and tongue-in-cheekiness that makes them such a fun read. Nice job, you snake you!

[andrew mitchell]

Thank you ReedWrite for your lovely review.

[aLittlePain]

Aussie Aussie Aussie....lol love this Andrew, hilarious. R xo

[andrew mitchell]

lol Thank you Kiwi Kiwi Rach.:)

[mattavelli]

Good one, Andrew! :)
So, are moths enjoying the god's wrath?
Thanks for entering my contest. Sorry it took so long. I'd been absent, just went through the old mail today.

[andrew mitchell]

Hahaha Thank you Matt and was a pleasure to enter your contest.:):)

[Elmarie]

Hilarious and I loved the naughty twist at the end. So clever you are Andrew, thank you for giving me good old giggle today.

Blessings

El

[andrew mitchell]

Thank you Elmarie and many thanks for your lovely words and gracing my page.

[Mary Helda]

Hahahahahaha..Oh my!!!'' you brought tears to my eyes...lol:-):-):-)...so funny.fantastic write..

[andrew mitchell]

Thank you Mary I am thinking of rewriting the whole bible! The humour is missing!

[jesserose99]

poor snake!! always gets a bad rap. doesn't even get feet poor fellow. a delight as always Andrew!!

[andrew mitchell]

Thanks for your precious time jesserose. Much appreciated!:)

[zunie frost]

hahhahahhaah !!!!!!
really funny !!!!!
you are an outstanding writer !!!!
love this work

[andrew mitchell]

Thanks you zunie

[zunie frost]

welcome !!!!!

[KWP]

hahahahaha - oh dear :) you made me laugh - snake kebabs and then self saucing snake for desert - man - life was good back then X

[andrew mitchell]

hahahaha Thank You KWP . Wasn't good back then!

[A.marie.speaks]

Got a kick out of this! Love your humorous style. The title is pefection!

[andrew mitchell]

lol Thank you A. marie speaks. Happy New Year

[A.marie.speaks]

Happy new year to you too!

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Laughing...Andrew Andrew Andrew...I love your sense of humor. Fun read, my friend

[andrew mitchell]

Thank you lynn