Debauchery around the table!

Do not read if easily offended, you need an ounce of humour!!!!!!

As the knights gathered

around the table, 

debauchery.

King Arthur, King Drinkalot

sent all his knights in the quest of

" it doesn't matter!"

Sir Lurkalot (unknown) prodded.

Sir Lie-and-all (Lionel) could not find the truth.

Sir Lunchalot ( Lancelot) nibbled on the 

Queen Guinevere, Queen spread-a lot!

Sir Bores(bors) lost out

in maidens fair

such a bore!

While Sir poke-a-lot (Percival)

found the Holy Grail

he persevered.

Sir Glad-I-had (Galahad)

left with a smile,

five maidens he had, waved.

More-Dread ( Mordred) was not amused

in search of the Holy Nail

Such debauchery lies 

in the castle Came-a-lot.

In the end,

debauchery lies

under the dress,

her holy grail.

Reviews

[ReedWrite]

Well, that's one quirky way of looking at history!
Fun, funny, satirical, with just a touch of debauchery!
Who could ask for more?

[andrew mitchell]

Yes so much history lies behind closed doors, we only get the serious factual bits!! Thank you for your words ReedWrite.

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Witty as ever!

Another well written piece, very intelligent and humorous in its theme and content.

You never fail to produce a funny poem for the masses on this site, when so much of the poetry is deep and melancholic.
Keep them coming!

[andrew mitchell]

thank you doodley for your kind words. i try! lol

[softlyfall]

BAHAHAHA... this is absurdly funny, in that keen smirking, super intelligent way. It's like you had Monty Python whispering in one ear, Jon Stewart in the other.
Love this to pieces!

[andrew mitchell]

I had fun with this write, images were so bawdy and wicked in my mind and yes, like a Monty Python sketch lol. Thank you for your kind words softlyfall

[A.marie.speaks]

Gave me a good laugh! Clever as always! I love the play on words and the witty content. Spectacular!

[andrew mitchell]

Thank you for your kind words A.marie. It was a fun write to write!!

[B. Boileau]

HA !! Graham Chapman would be proud ! I gotta wonder if this is what Dan Brown had in mind when he was describing the chalice.
Excellent humor .

bill

[andrew mitchell]

haha I love the Monty python sketches. thank you Bill

[θεά]

What a sharp diatribe this is on Medieval decadence! I enjoyed the play of words and the homo-phonic entendres. It is a ravishing read, and puts you at par with the Wits.

Thank you for sharing. I am bookmarking this particular one as I see myself going back to it again and again.

Best, M.

[andrew mitchell]

Thank you so much for your great review Malika :)

[alifeacoustic]

This is so clever that I just automatically take it for granted that all the names are correct, as it is much easier than actual research. If not, it sounds way believable anyway. Nice twist in the last line. :)

[andrew mitchell]

hahahaha Thank you for the big laugh rewriting the history of the Holy Grail like Monty Python did Lol Thank you again Lorry!

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Funny and clever there Sir Andrew...laughing

[andrew mitchell]

Thank you Lynn lol

[Firebird]

Yes funny...and clever as well. Inspired naughtiness.

[andrew mitchell]

hahaha Thank you Firebird

[David Scott]

You are such a bad boy! Ha! Loved this... Monty has a rival. Laughing.

[andrew mitchell]

haha Thank you David. Glad you had a laugh!