The Royal Commission into Humpty Dumpty.

The Royal Commission into Humpty Dumpty.

What are your findings? asked the Judge.

Well ,your Honour,

we found  that Humpty Dumpty

was not pushed off the wall

in our findings,

as we first speculated.

So, all the King's men did not push Humpty

to make scrambled egg!

No, your Honour.

Sadly, it was suicide!

What!

You see your Honour,

Humpty Dumpty was free range,

he didn't know his real mother.

Then one day, it finally

dawned on him that

he would never be that chicken

crossing the road.

And well he.......jumped.

Hmmh! I see!

Soft Centred!

 Okay! Case dismissed.

Reviews

[Kelly Scheppers]

Lol, you could have just said he was toast!

[andrew mitchell]

lol thanks kelly for dropping by thats eggstastic

[Lydia Shutter]

Clever. I enjoyed the humor. Lydi**

[andrew mitchell]

Thank you Lydia for your smile!

[Norman 223]

Well judged humour. Loved the yolk behind the reasoning.
More like this please.

[andrew mitchell]

Thank you Sir

[ReedWrite]

Very well done, Counselor!
And...well...he jumped!
Brilliant.

[andrew mitchell]

Thank you ReedWriter extraordinaire:)

[Tony Jordan]

Hilarious Andrew.
Sharpest tongue-in-cheek in the business!
The whole 'Crown Court' type transcription layout is inspired.
xD

[andrew mitchell]

Thank you Tony for your review:)

[Tazeen Ahmed]

A quite humorous note!!
A kind of a prose or a limerick as you may call
The idea and imagination is creatively expressed!!

[andrew mitchell]

Thank you dear poet

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Lol...crack up...a few laughs,really cool way to start the day. Starz x

[andrew mitchell]

Thank you Starz:)

[Pete]

I think I've met my match. I give up (red flag waving). you are just too much. HILARIOUS! I'm laughing so hard, I can hardly type. i proudly pass the scepter of sarcasm to you.

[andrew mitchell]

lol Thank you Pete