New school’s curriculum.

The new school’s curriculum
is as follows-

English- communicating
Maths1- how to get money and start saving.
Maths2- you’re married.
Maths3- kids have arrived.
Social studies- what are you looking for in love.
Physics- why the world isn’t working!
Chemistry- is it you or is it them?
Religion- planning for the next seventy years!
Health- how to stay alive.
Geography- where do you want to live?
Music- living together.
Biology- the meaning of life and sex.
Biology2- how to find love and keep it.
Biology3-starting over again!
Elective studies- why me?
Languages- when yes means no and no means yes?
Politics- how to be a crook and not go to jail.
Economics- will you survive?
Astronomy- get me out of here!


All subjects are compulsory
and a partner is needed for the
practicals in Biology.

See you there!