Untie me this minute!

Excuse me Sir!

Your shoelaces are undone!

I know I like them

hanging loosely!

They should be tied up Sir!

Now, look here sonny Jim!

I belong to the society of prohibition of tying shoe laces together.

Do you know what that means?

No, but you could trip,

falling over, and then

end up hurting yourself!

I'm perfectly fine thank you!

They like to be free.

They are not into bondage, linking together,

displaying pretty bows and in general terms

all things tied up!

Why don't you just wear sandals or go bare foot?

No! Because I don't want to be mistaken for Jesus!

Besides dear fellow!

It's all about trends!

Trends! Trends! Trends!

 Okay! Have a safe trip!

I will! Now get lost before I...!

Reviews

[Einstein Noodle]

Heaven forbid we are mistaken for Jesus eh!? ;) i think i'm signing up ... free my laces NOW! .. "..not into bondage..." gotta love it ... i think i am going to put little faces on the ends of me laces to eliminate traces ... of all foot races .................. NOW! :)
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[andrew mitchell]

Lol thank you Gene for your words.