Political correctness or is it unrest!

Is it true or is it false? Hmm!

Discussions on being
at the pub
will commence now.

Us, atheists are a gloomy lot
mainly because we don’t believe
in being nailed to a cross singing

“ always look on the bright side of life.”

No! We’d rather be at the pub
sinking a few lagers ogling
the barmaid’s top assets
and her cute behind.

So! What is love?
Love is that emotional promise
that I will stick by you
while we go through
this awkward stage together
of surging hormones going through
our bodies at the speed of sound
telling us to procreate.
Yes! In other words,
bonking each other’s brains out!
That’s all it is!
An emotional entanglement between two,
and God had no idea
we would all have a longer life expectancy
because the television was invented.

So what is life?
Life is having a Ferrari
driving through Italy.
It’s alright, if you have one!

Barman, another round please! Thanks.