Caveman ideology rocks to you!

Good evening cave dwellers
in the cave news today,

T-Rex chewed more
than he could chew.
Rock art plummeted
to ten rocks each
down twenty rocks
from last year.

While in the Stone Age elections,
it looks like Flint
will win by a landslide.
The rock band the Stones
have broken up
crumbling under pressure,
some members may
start a new band the Sands.

In the meantime,
stay tuned for the word.
There’s no word yet.
but the word could bring down
the Stone Age Civilisation
as we know it.

Now for the weather.
Well, the ants seem to be
busy running around
so looks like rain folks.

This is the news
that never was
but will be.

Reviews

[Ken Simm.]

Remarkably clever write. I love the wry sense of humour here and the links to today.

[andrew mitchell]

Thank you very much Ken.

[emmajoygreen]

Ingenious! What a cleverly created post, Andrew, so many super size phrases;

'T-Rex chewed more - than he could chew. - Rock art plummeted - to ten rocks each - down twenty rocks from last year'

' In the meantime, - stay tuned for the word. - There’s no word yet. - but the word could bring down - the Stone Age Civilisation - as we know it.'

Wonderfully and cleverly linked together and also, witty! Many thanks for sharing, sir!

[andrew mitchell]

Thank you very much for your delightful review em.

[Patricia Wedel]

dear Andrew .. you are as Brilliant as the Pyramids of Egypt… your Poetry far exceeds the Tempest tossed across Eternity.. The Rains are Creating puddles where Fish will Spawn. gently, Pat

[andrew mitchell]

You are too kind Pat. Thank you for stopping by and leaving a wonderful supportive review.

[barleygirl]

This is the kind of wild-a*s imagination that I'm severely lacking, so I admire you for even knowing how to let your brainwaves comb these fertile fields of nonsensical pondering. Clearly I need better drugs *wink! wink!* Fondly, Margie

[andrew mitchell]

Thank you for your kind words Margie, I just enjoy the likes of Dave Allen, SpikeMilligan, the Goons, Benny Hill, John Cleese to name a few who write clever, witty wacky comedy sketches.

[Edie Blue Starfish]

I found this very clever and funny. Well done!

[andrew mitchell]

Thank you so much Edie

[emmajoy]

' Rock art plummeted - to ten rocks each - down twenty rocks - from last year. ' Such an academic inclusion.. truly wish my brain was that powerful!

SOOOOOO clever.. love it! Such a fine theme - ideas and visuals one after another! You really do 'come up with' the MOST unusual ideas, andrew .mitchell - must be the Autumn sun - if i remember correctly!

[andrew mitchell]

Thank you emma for a delightful review.