It’s just a lot of condom talking!

We will together
thrust forward,
united, we will share
your spills from conquests.
I will never let you down,
I will protect you.
For I am condom
obedient servant
at your service
but only for you,
only you
m’lord,
and together we will ride.
Let there be
no mounds of Venus
to stand in our way
carrying a sign closed.
We will fight them
on the beaches,
we will fight them
in the air
We will take them
to the bedroom,
we will never surrender.

Excuse me! Enough of the rubber talk!
Sorry! Got carried away!
How bout we will always love you?
Now that’s better! Carry on!

We will.....