dragons for breakfast

it's a long story

I was a vegetarian
nearly half my life,

I woke up one day
and had a dragon
for breakfast.

That was the day
you realized
I had checked out.

Author's Note

analyze me. Go ahead.

Reviews

[NoelHC]

Dragons be tasty. Especially when served with just desserts.

[Lyn Anderson]

Thank you, yes, very yummy indeed.

[Pryde Foltz]

We do try to obtain perfection … perhaps if we could be perfect people and never hurt anyone or anything, the world would follow suit … but sometimes a girl has to breath some fire. I get it … I think:)

[Lyn Anderson]

Thanks, I suppose you do.

[MomzillaNC]

I did the vegetarian thing in college. I was even in PETA.

Yeah.
Yep.

I dreamt of MEAT! Really horrific, insane nightmare about all the creatures, where the meat I'd eaten came from. I slew them all! I danced on their bones and bathed in their blood. I woke feeling giddy. I went out and had a hot, rare steak.

I just know you'll read this and be like: "WHOA!"

ROTFLMBO

[Lyn Anderson]

Ha ha ha yep I can relate

[MomzillaNC]

:D :D :D :D

[NoelHC]

PETA = People Eating Tasty Animals, doesn"t it?

[MomzillaNC]

LMBO! :D :D

[therisa]

Heck, for me, it was the opposite, in leaving, the poor cow alone, and going for the salad, instead. I know, my mom has never figured out, why. Nor, am I going to tell her.

[Lyn Anderson]

We all do strange things in these situations

[therisa]

Yeah, life is like that.

[Delmar Cooper]

Ever eat a reptile? Many parts are edible, you know? Apology to Euell Gibbons.

[Lyn Anderson]

As a matter of fact I have thank you

[willweb]

Was it fried dragon? I hear that is pretty good for breakfast. This definitely makes me think KLGoode. Not sure what I am thinking about, but I am thinking.

[Lyn Anderson]

Tee hee. I know exactly what I thought at the time.:)

[willweb]

Nope...I can't. :)

[Rene Salinas]

Ha this is good for me, it loosens me up the naturally heavy cloak I wear. Made me laugh! and so much said without the need of great detailing either. The more I read the more suggestive and clever I find it. In fact anyone that can be succint and convey what they want to be " a great skill" I need 10. 000 words to say the same.

Thankyou

[Lyn Anderson]

Thank you Rene. Indeed, this is probably one of my favourite I ever wrote, despite its brevity, because it speaks loudly, clearly, and long without being longwinded. Thank you for recognizing that.

[Rene Salinas]

Oh I would KL I can't do this at all in fact together with cheesy love poems this to me is " alien language" "klingon" or something...

[John Alexander McFadyen]

Now this made me smile. A fiesty piece full of pathos in a short verse.

[Lyn Anderson]

I liked it myself, thanks. Glad you picked up on that:)