dragons for breakfast

dragons for breakfast

A Chapter by Lyn Anderson
"

it's a long story

"
I was a vegetarian
nearly half my life,

I woke up one day
and had a dragon
for breakfast.

That was the day
you realized
I had checked out.






© 2017 Lyn Anderson



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Lyn Anderson
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Dragons be tasty. Especially when served with just desserts.

Posted 3 Years Ago


Lyn Anderson

3 Years Ago

Thank you, yes, very yummy indeed.
We do try to obtain perfection … perhaps if we could be perfect people and never hurt anyone or anything, the world would follow suit … but sometimes a girl has to breath some fire. I get it … I think:)

Posted 3 Years Ago


Lyn Anderson

3 Years Ago

Thanks, I suppose you do.
I did the vegetarian thing in college. I was even in PETA.

Yeah.
Yep.

I dreamt of MEAT! Really horrific, insane nightmare about all the creatures, where the meat I'd eaten came from. I slew them all! I danced on their bones and bathed in their blood. I woke feeling giddy. I went out and had a hot, rare steak.

I just know you'll read this and be like: "WHOA!"

ROTFLMBO

Posted 3 Years Ago


MomzillaNC

3 Years Ago

:D :D :D :D
NoelHC

3 Years Ago

PETA = People Eating Tasty Animals, doesn"t it?
MomzillaNC

3 Years Ago

LMBO! :D :D
Heck, for me, it was the opposite, in leaving, the poor cow alone, and going for the salad, instead. I know, my mom has never figured out, why. Nor, am I going to tell her.

Posted 3 Years Ago


Lyn Anderson

3 Years Ago

We all do strange things in these situations
therisa

3 Years Ago

Yeah, life is like that.
Ever eat a reptile? Many parts are edible, you know? Apology to Euell Gibbons.

Posted 3 Years Ago


Lyn Anderson

3 Years Ago

As a matter of fact I have thank you
Was it fried dragon? I hear that is pretty good for breakfast. This definitely makes me think KLGoode. Not sure what I am thinking about, but I am thinking.

Posted 3 Years Ago


Lyn Anderson

3 Years Ago

Tee hee. I know exactly what I thought at the time.:)
willweb

3 Years Ago

Nope...I can't. :)
Ha this is good for me, it loosens me up the naturally heavy cloak I wear. Made me laugh! and so much said without the need of great detailing either. The more I read the more suggestive and clever I find it. In fact anyone that can be succint and convey what they want to be " a great skill" I need 10. 000 words to say the same.

Thankyou

Posted 3 Years Ago


Lyn Anderson

3 Years Ago

Thank you Rene. Indeed, this is probably one of my favourite I ever wrote, despite its brevity, beca.. read more
Rene Salinas

3 Years Ago

Oh I would KL I can't do this at all in fact together with cheesy love poems this to me is " alien l.. read more
Now this made me smile. A fiesty piece full of pathos in a short verse.

Posted 3 Years Ago


Lyn Anderson

3 Years Ago

I liked it myself, thanks. Glad you picked up on that:)

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