The nose of a Witch with a twitch

There was a little witch

Who had a funny twitch

It was a problem when doing spells

It’s no good for hells bells

Her name was Tess

Her life was such a mess

Because of her silly twitch

It started with an itch

And ended with a bang

And no use of ying or yang

Everything always went wrong

She forgot to mix the potion and it really did pong!

One day last year

It really bought a tear

Now Tess received a new broom

And it didn’t go vroom vroom

More like spit, splat, cough!

She  was midflight and jumped off

On her journey down to the ground

The poor witch nearly drowned

It’s a simple tale to tell

Tess couldn’t smell

So her nose began to itch

And then came the twitch

She turned upside down in the air

And landed on her head in her rocking chair

She jumped off straight away

And slipped on some wet hay

She flipped over and fell into her cauldron head first

If she hadn’t had a terrible thirst

She wouldn’t have drunk the entire potion

It all happened in slow motion

The spell and the potion that she used, this will keep you amused!

Now this incantation was for a monkey to be infused

With the brain of a chicken

Unfortunately for Tess she was a Wiccan

And instead of a nose she know has a beak

She looks like a right freak!

There is good news for you to know

Her nose she can now blow

Not an itch

Not a twitch

There is still a little witch

But she hasn’t got a funny twitch!

 

Reviews

[Dalebear]

This is a very funny poem it made me laugh..........that why you won in my contest congratulations. It was quite cute to well done.

Good sense of rhythm and flow in this poem.
Keep it up

Dalebear
x

[TheLostMagician]

i like this one its sooo cute :) well done please keep up the writing

The Lost Magician

Very cute indeed! and perfect for this time of year nicely done

[bobby bansal]

:) It's a cute poem and well rhymed, it reminds me of this song 'Up the junction' by Scottish band Travis.....thanks for sharing :))

[Alexa Tasch]

nice poem it is kind of funny and cute but has a witch in it too! love it!