Forks

It's a silly poem about how awesome forks are! Not to be confused with towels (for all the hitchhiker fans out there)

Never forget your fork,
Whether you travel through land or sea.
A fork is useful in more ways than you can see.
You could bring a spoon
but not much good that would do
when fighting a marble skinned rasue.
Of course you could bring a knife
and spear your monsters left and right
But what would happen at dinner that night?

Therefore always bring a fork
whether in the space caverns of Betelgeuse
Or in the far away sea ports at mer-cruse.
A fork, so perfect,
metal, evenly sponged and strong,
Will always play the finest tune no matter the song.
If you should find yourself stuck
and needing to fix a machine
a fork, of course, is the quickest means.

The uses of a fork,
they never end.
So learn, explore, alone,
Or maybe with friend.
But always with a fork!

Author's Note

I was just kind of being silly. I hope you guys liked it ^_^ Were the made up words too much?

Reviews

[Broken Hearted Faux]

:D I love it. It's silly. It's like a child's poem or even the word play makes you think dr. seuss wrote it. Love love love it! Great poem

[Imara]

Haha thanks :) I wrote it trying to avoid learning chemistry XD

[Broken Hearted Faux]

Aww but Chem is so much fun x3

[Imara]

.....you're related to Dr. D aren't you? That's the only explanation!

[Broken Hearted Faux]

xD yep tats soooo it. No! I'm KP's and Shego's daughter ^^ mwahaha

[Imara]

Haha! That explains it, its even funnier because you're green like Shego and Nessie (like the lake monster) are both green x3

[Broken Hearted Faux]

xD

[smilempsn]

..wOOw.. thatz a topic I never thought off... bt u brought it to justice :)

[Imara]

Haha yes, the mighty fork will never be forgotten again :) Glad you liked it thanks for the review ^^

[smilempsn]

welcome :)

[A. H. Pinley]

Oh the wonders of the almighty fork. Fun read.....

[Imara]

Thank You!

[minnie:)]

love the fork! this poem makes me want to take one with me where ever i go XD

[Imara]

I advise it! You never know when a wild salad might appear! lol

[minnie:)]

XD lol

[Marc Marlon Villaflor]

Wow, love the fork :), love the structure and the captivating words expressing how the fork make sense in all things :) brilliant and quirky, love this write. thanks for sharing. Now I have my fork inside my bag.

[Imara]

Glad you liked it. A good fork will come in handy, you never know when you're going to need it. I personally also keep a fork with me at all times. Just in case ;)

[Just Kim]

cute read and fun, much enjoyed this write

[Imara]

Thank you!

[Just Kim]

N/P

[Daisie Vergara (Dhaye)]

Funny...but it's true. Those are the uses of a fork. It's nice that a young one like you spared your time to create something like this and emphasized to us how useful a fork is.
Good job, Imara. :)

[Imara]

Hahaha thank you so much! Forks have always had, and will continue to have, a special place in my heart :)

[avant security guard]

loved it--space caverns of Betelgeuse--great

[Imara]

Thanks, I'm glad people didn't think that it was just a cheap rhyme :)

[needletail]

No! Its hilarious!

[Imara]

Oh thank you! By the way your picture is amazing haha but now I'm hungry >w

[needletail]

So have a cookie. * hands you a cookie *

[Imara]

Oh thank you! *eats cookie* om nom nom nom. :)

[Anushka Saha]

thats some serious tribute to forks!......its immensely creative as well as humorous.
lovely writing
loving it! :-)

[Imara]

Aw thank you!