Proctology Proctor

Proctology Proctor

A Poem by barleygirl
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inspired by recent Norman verse . . .

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A bizarre thing about getting old:
an easy morning session is wholly extolled!
We who have canines are closely patrolled
to assist should exertions ever take hold.

Never lonely hunkered on the john
with my two furry friends urging me on
a commode conference at the break of dawn
multi-tasking as I grunt, pet, and yawn.

Washing up at the bathroom sink
I prevent the dogs from taking a drink
cleaning the seat with tongues so pink
reading me by my pee-mail and stink.




© 2017 barleygirl



Author's Note

barleygirl
Proctology = anything having to do with the butt/bum
Proctor = one who monitors

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When Barleygirl sought inspiration
For her latest poetic creation
She appears to enthuse
That I was her Muse
When writing about defecation.

Still, it's better than the crap I' m struggling with at the moment. ** Wink ***
Loved the picture, though Margie. (((Hugs)))










Posted 3 Months Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

barleygirl

3 Months Ago

You write limericks better than anyone I know! I've never written one before! Maybe that should be m.. read more



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When Barleygirl sought inspiration
For her latest poetic creation
She appears to enthuse
That I was her Muse
When writing about defecation.

Still, it's better than the crap I' m struggling with at the moment. ** Wink ***
Loved the picture, though Margie. (((Hugs)))










Posted 3 Months Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

barleygirl

3 Months Ago

You write limericks better than anyone I know! I've never written one before! Maybe that should be m.. read more
Wonderful funny and full of joy. Great poem for rainy afternoon. well done.

Posted 3 Months Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

WRITER-----------TYPEWRITER

3 Months Ago

Well here in Vermont in rainy day. And nice 72 very romantic weather.
barleygirl

3 Months Ago

I've only been in Vermont once (decades ago) & it was indeed a rainy summer weekend where me & my lo.. read more
WRITER-----------TYPEWRITER

3 Months Ago

Yes and very calm and very friendly people too. I really very like it here.

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Added on July 13, 2017
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barleygirl

Central Coast, CA



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