Lalochezia

Lalochezia

A Poem by barleygirl
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Profanities splatter like a sneezia
protesting an utter lack of giustizia
spewing from the lips of Letizia
before she melts into lalochezia.

Letizia agitates her witch’s brew
venting a venomous “screw you!”
her broth is the viscosity of fondue
with a thick hairy layer of mildew.

In a bizarre bout of synesthesia
a slimy sip provokes anesthesia
jinxed by her sudden dyskinesia
while attaining orgasmic lalochezia.

It’s tweaking Letizia’s last nerve
leaving no obscenity on reserve
serving her concoction with verve
cursing a heavenly hors d’oeuvre.



© 2017 barleygirl



Author's Note

barleygirl
Witchy Wordplay:
sneezia = made up word for “sneeze”
giustizia (Italian) = justice or fairness
lalochezia (la-low-cheez-ia) = emotional release of using vulgar language
synesthesia = one type of sensation (taste, smell, etc.) in response to a different type of sensory stimuli (pressure, sound, etc.)
anesthesia = loss of bodily sensations
dyskinesia = abnormal voluntary muscle movements

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Wow! So glad you explained some of the words in your Author’s Note! Wordplay in this poem is masterfull! Letizia’s Witch’s Brew is smokin’ hot and orgasmic apparently-ha! Love the Italian (I am!) reference! Great form, cadence and rhyme. Funny as HELL! Your imagery is superb- I can see her cussin’ twitchin’ slippin’ and slidin’ doing her Letizia Monster Mash for Halloween. Love this Margie!:):)

Posted 1 Year Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

barleygirl

1 Year Ago

Thank you for bringing my imagery ALIVE even better than I ever imagined it! *wink! wink!* Glad to g.. read more
Annette Pisano-Higley

1 Year Ago

Loved it. You’re welcome!



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I learn a new word each day so it took me a week to read and respond to this piece... 5 new words and 2 days to get over the abnormal involuntary muscle movements (laughing... not the other) :) very much enjoyed

Posted 9 Months Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

barleygirl

9 Months Ago

I love when other writers introduce me to new words! *smile* I've recently started tally of the new .. read more
WTG my Compliments to the Author

Posted 12 Months Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

barleygirl

12 Months Ago

To truly enjoy writing, I believe you have to be a little bit obsessive about vocabulary sometimes *.. read more
Falcon1

12 Months Ago

Check out my latest poem I rewrote the comment into a pretty neat poem.
Quite an exercising adventure in etymology and all in good fun. I enjoyed the read.

Posted 1 Year Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

barleygirl

1 Year Ago

Thank you, my friend. It is my belief that a good writer must love words & have fun with them! *smil.. read more
I am happy you explained all this mystery and magical words for me. Poem is very playful and there is nice flowing with words. Yes still if you can please explain me meaning. Cause i think my head is not enough for this thank you very much. Great poem indeed.

Posted 1 Year Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

barleygirl

1 Year Ago

I like to explore new words & I'm glad I gave the meanings too, so you could enjoy with me! Thanks f.. read more
This is a fun little piece you got here. It playfully has fun with sounds and absurdity to an amusing extent. Only error, if may point this out, is that the word is "giustizia" not "guistizia".....otherwise the pronunciation would be [gwisteezia]. Well done!!

Posted 1 Year Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

barleygirl

1 Year Ago

WOW! Your meticulous spelling is admirable! Thanks for the great catch! I take this review as the hi.. read more
emipoemi

1 Year Ago

no kidding, eh? that's how you know there's always some method to one's madness
There's just one word you FORGOT, .......Amnesia.
Sorry Margie , - I just had to tease ya!!

It's the Norm . (((Hugs)))



Posted 1 Year Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

barleygirl

1 Year Ago

Very funny on several levels! Great rhyme & your sign-off is particularly witty! *wink! wink!* Thank.. read more
You are flyingzee.
Witchinginthedarkzee
Just tripped over a devilzee.
You can see where this is goingzee
Now I've come down with dyskinesia.
How do i get rid of itzee.
I like this, Margiezee.



Posted 1 Year Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

barleygirl

1 Year Ago

I never did comment on your delightful riff here . . . sorry 'bout that! (((HUGS))) Gotta love a co-.. read more
I love words, and these you've made alive and playful in this dark, fun season. Your poetry moves in such colorful patterns, almost like a painted canvas, the lines brush-stroked one over the other creating a perfect flow of wildness. And your Witchy Wordplay is much appreciated too!

Posted 1 Year Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

barleygirl

1 Year Ago

This started with a FB posting of the title word & I knew I just HAD to play with that! *smile* Than.. read more
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This was a fun read. Could almost hearing being sang with some haunting music to accompany it.

Thank you for sharing.

Posted 1 Year Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

barleygirl

1 Year Ago

Love hearing about your wild imagination! It makes my poem even better! *smile* Fondly, Margie
Wow! So glad you explained some of the words in your Author’s Note! Wordplay in this poem is masterfull! Letizia’s Witch’s Brew is smokin’ hot and orgasmic apparently-ha! Love the Italian (I am!) reference! Great form, cadence and rhyme. Funny as HELL! Your imagery is superb- I can see her cussin’ twitchin’ slippin’ and slidin’ doing her Letizia Monster Mash for Halloween. Love this Margie!:):)

Posted 1 Year Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

barleygirl

1 Year Ago

Thank you for bringing my imagery ALIVE even better than I ever imagined it! *wink! wink!* Glad to g.. read more
Annette Pisano-Higley

1 Year Ago

Loved it. You’re welcome!

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Added on October 26, 2017
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