This Just In, (Four Days Ago) Live from the BBH Newsroom in Prenzlauberg, Berlin

Solar

storm to

slam into

earth!

 

Watch: may not believe what she is wearing:

massive love curves. The Ex-icon sex tape melts 

hearting tots first kiss sold for sex at age 6, 

breaking the world record approved by the state senate 

committee who rejected the atheist billboard that motivated 

questioning politicians abilities after 32 years 

of contraceptive coverage.

 

Family found in a dead twin mystery tax strip called 

"off the line" rape, an unplanned women's pregnancy 

conspiracy theory fluke breaks world records while

designing a rolling replica masterpiece of David 

through New York City’s Wall Street revealing the

11 most miserable states to get your ex to retire in.

 

These 7 small mistakes that can do damage. Forcing 

store employees beaming with stupidity pointing laser 

pointers at rival Hawaiian Hotel Pig mascots injuring 

stiletto heels driven like a SUV lawsuit over being 

"too big".  Wait, that's only one. I don't have time

for the other 6, sorry.

 

And coming up next, substance abuse seeks enlightenment 

through cancer treatment patients amazing new dementia 

drug, now used more at work, it may be the solution after 

14 miscarriages. 

 

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This new transplant approach could 

help patients avoid organ rejection welcoming 

home baby colts freshly parading from fear of 

radiation, willing everything to 1 person who was 

very close to the superstar kills man himself at 

congressman’s office calling unplanned pregnancy’s 

the choice of mom’s next door arrested double"life 

charged with secretly running a widespread prostitution

ring for the wealthy.  Bizarre case gets even more wild,

the parent’s boy, killed by teacher abuse, offers Florida

city model "free gas" for driving to collect welfare after

winning the Michigan Lottery jackpot last year.   A million

dollars and she is still collecting welfare. And it’s totally

legal.  She’s exploiting a loophole caught on tape of an

Amish suspect challenging a hate law cop who misused

a patrol car to move over the ocean collecting unusual 

tubular cloud movements.  He emerged just before he 

died, an unexpected promise to release the former exodus

posing governor of a 1 million dollar reward for the missing 

agent footage of a 1991 protest Obama said would change

the election.  He said "as a homeless man goes to Miami,

... chaos ensues just hours after bidding the colts goodbye,

... sparking intense speculation over his plans to move

to Mexico, ... banned for doping down “Bachelor”

rumors of a Mr. Tim Tebow who shot an NFL coach in the

back, ... catching our rival presidential candidate’s attention."

He continues by saying "a one-second slip up, ... an on-air

mistake, ... that millions saw, ... willingly sent the bed bugs to bite,

packing legendary NY anchor Sue Simmons, who is probably

best known for buying a painting for 3 dollars from Leroy,

an 81 year old man at the Goodwill, because she wanted the

frame it was in.  Now, little did he know that she was a

Flemish “Call Girl” from 1650 with moves that can

castrate nation pedophiles unbelievably, nabbing big

endorsements while calling out GOP Senators caught

sitting at home, nude and pregnant."

 

I am sorry for the interruption but we must now cut live to 

"Breaking News" happening right now, this moment, in a 

small southern California desert town, called Desert Town.

This story really breaks my heart and we now go Live

for this news worthy investigative report. 

 

The best Spring trend for you revealing returns after a 13 year

stint flaunting a slim bikini like figure is not the only celebrity done

acting. Twins hint “oh god I am only one half of two”.  These

sisters were found dead in this California desert home.  They lived

mysteriously together as recluses for the past 40 years leaving

a severed finger in the Rutgers webcam trial last week.  Both found

dead and the cops were puzzled. The Mom once attacked the couple 

over Taco Sauce.  Surprising theory of what happened in latest gigantic

gift giving of love goes missing.  Someone stole it.  Leaving her in

tears-and again cops baffled at what the colossal beast looks like

inside Anderson Cooper's bachelor pad while listing these three

words as an unusual present, “Fuel Market Rally”.  

 

And now this latest report.

 

She saved and saved the truth about germ myth arguments that lead 

kids and adults to divorce.  Yes, it contains profanity and yes it contains 

violence but we’ve ignored the 7 long lessons one step-dad learned 

about his girls- it’s costing us dearly.  A must see rated R movie, no he’s

not the richest man in the world but he’s among the wealthiest and there 

are two others that are wealthier than him pulling teeth on a tax reform bill 

helping you save time for more social networking eruptions.  Over 38 mil-lion

users in one nanosecond made up of young highly intellectual (geek) billionaires

that can’t even make a perfect omelette.  Some of the best intellectuals (geeks) 

have trouble preventing the eggs from sticking to the pan but there’s a trick to 

ensure that they won’t need the lingo to order a martini like a pro, 

just ask the Sun-Maid Raisin Girl to do it because you know that she is 

an “Actual Per-son” made up of yummy fillings, plus she is 21 with

exact lingo skills revealing what really helped sink the Titanic,

they were closing in on a newly scientific God particle called a 

"gin run in" with an iceberg. An extremely rare event in action.

God how much longer do we have to go till dangerous clothing 

labels “offensive to rescuers” caught on a women’s tape, making

friends poor, showing their courageous feat when they jumped 

in and saved two police officers in a fiery wreck, leaving the passenger

out in the courageous country to survive a study on a ‘Marijuana’ diet pill.

What really caught the attention of this year’s strongest scientists,

who seem to have taken thing a bit too far?  This video seems disturbing 

and cruel … at first but "our expert" reveals the even more remarkable truth.

They are watching too much Netflix.  Can you spot the Peacock Feather?

It’s a little hard to see but it’s right next to the gardening shear. Other items 

like the match book, are even harder to find.  Find every object

to go to the next level. Match the gems, answer the questions, 

play classic games of Bingo online while baring bod in a

striped bikini. Don’t worry, nobody with be able to touch you but

the owners glassware might get quite a shock, these vintage

pieces are so interesting, pretty glassware with a scary secret.

One celebrity expected to become a girl after the star drank

“typically less severe meds” to reduce risk of Herpes,

stuffiness, lowered breast cancer symptoms, cold or

flu.

 

On another health note, men can just as easily make you feel better, 

even the ones you aren’t attracted to like say for instance the one’s

that have the issue caused by erectile dysfunction, 10 signs it could

actually be depression caused by a soda color that may cause cancer

and this too can greatly impact primary rash patients as well as your

sex life.  Millions of men in the US have low testosterone but don’t get

treated for it- they just sleep it off. They must really need the sleep

wearing white wife beaters, sleeping on white sheets. This too

can be seen as 'racist'.  

 

And that's our news report for this morning, midday, afternoon, evening 

as well as our late, late night report.  Wherever you are in the world, you have

been informed of our daily wrap up of world events from four days ago. 

It took (on and off) four days to report past events that probably happened 

four days before they were reported.  Please don’t expect it again anytime 

soon (unless you watch the early early bird re-run special or unless you are 

interested in endorsing and funding this program, personally). This type of up

to the past four days kind of journalism is really exhausting work. I, myself 

almost fell asleep three times writing up my report for you. And it's only you,

the viewer that I am thinking of.

 

"And that's the way it was."

 

Walter Kronkite coined the phrase, "And that's the way it is", in 1963 and I am

coining the phrase, "And that's the way it was" in 2012, and it was probably some

other way than either, meaning neither.