The village was alive in good ol’ Irish style
bagpipes blaring as people lined up to celebrate
along the crooked mile
finest Irish whiskey plentiful
among the poorest in the isle
The pubs overflowed into the street
the taps holding strong
brought some dance to the feet
of the the lads
who stumbled a jig to an ol’ Irish song
Women & children & strangers alike
danced from the glen to the top of the dike
our Patrick the saint a man for all seasons
put the hub-bub in Dublin and gave our feast solid reason
they drank and they danced
along the moors into town
they danced with the Widow O’Leary & young Father Brown
Above Ireland in Heaven
even angels got caught up
with a bit of the ale as they danced in the pub
Father Morley O’Brien looked down from his spot
from on high next to Patrick
“the Irish may drink…but my angels cannot ! “
“I’ll fix them"
,he said…with a grin and a smile
and he whispered a fog…..all over the isle
He covered the taverns & closed down the pubs
stifled the pipes n’ the drinkin’…the jigs and the hugs
“oh dear”, said the angels…” we drank quite enough!
must be O’ Brien…who cast down all this stuff “!
The angels returned to the top of the cloud
with wings between their legs & headaches poundin’ loud
The fog it did linger…from Dublin to Dover
Father Morley O’brien …slowly lifted the fog
and the isle returned …to its jig and its grog
Obrien took aside each of the cherubs
“You’ve learned as I wish
Angels don’t belong in pubs
and don’t drink ..with the Irish “
put a stop to the feast…till those angels got sober