Opposites

Do you know anyone like this? Spill the beans.

For you who swears that black is white,

who says the sun shines in the night,

who deems the stars come out at dawn,

who states the dead have just been born.

Why do you love to play the clown?

If I say up then you'll say down.

If I say boo then you'll say shoo,

so what the hell is wrong with you?

Reviews

[θεά]

This is golden. These are questions that will perplex the human mind when handling people and truth be told, answers to these questions would not yield any solutions. Newer ways to contradict and counter would emerge. But that's fun- sometimes. Who wants the other to agree, all the time? Except in the boudoir, ofc.
Good flow of thoughts, better flow of rhythm.

Cheers!
M.

[Chris Shaw]

Thank you Mallika. I agree it is far more interesting when there is a difference of opinion, but when someone is doing it deliberately to wind you up, then it becomes annoying :) I appreciate your thoughts on this. Thank you.

Chris

[Dave]

Chris - you let your contrariness shine through. I'm sure we all know at least one person who fits each and every example you cite. I think some of these do it just because they really are out to stir things up. I find it hard to believe they are actually that dense. But, then again?

Take care - Dave

[Chris Shaw]

Thanks Dave for checking this one out. I appreciate your thoughts.

Chris

[Jimmy Yetts]

Have encountered similar downright exasperating contrariness (some even think I'm a bit contrary, myself.)
But, while I'm no genius, I have managed to retain the ability to tell up from down.
In any event, "Opposites" is a nicely constructed, thoroughly amusing piece of work.

[Chris Shaw]

Good you saw the funny side of my lines Jimmy. Thank you.

Chris

[Carolynn]

This is a real gem lol - why is that some people are born to be our total opposites just for annoyance sake! I relate to this all too well (sadly) :)

[Chris Shaw]

Thanks Carolynn. Yes, we all know people who will fit nicely into this category. Feels better getting it down in print :))

[DIVYA]

Hi Chris! Loved this!

I do know someone like that and its fun to tangle with them, exasperate them and hold them to their own words.

Seriously though, it can get to be too much after a time.

Such, witty, lively lines there...

[Chris Shaw]

Pleased you enjoyed it. An oldie and I'm pleased to say someone has grown up! Can be fun at times, but after a while, the irritation can set in.

Chris

[emmajoy]

Perhaps that's what and where imagination or a quirky sense of humour comes in? However, won't argue, i need go out and watch those hidden stars twinkle in the Dorset deluge! An interesting poem, Chris, could be taken either side of the fence. :)

[Chris Shaw]

Of course Em, there are two sides to a coin, and I would imagine the same poem could have been written about me :))Hope all is good with you and thanks you for checking in.

Chris

[emmajoy]

It's always a pleasure to share your thoughts, Chris.

[silentwriter180]

Oh so very true of many! lol

[Chris Shaw]

So you have met these people too silentwriter180. Then you will know exactly how exasperating it can be once your initial sense of humour has worn down. Thanks for checking in:))

Chris

Chris

[Dr. YumnaKay]

Ah yes, argument for the sake of argument, disagreeing because it fuels their ego (perhaps). I think both can be annoying, agreeing too much or every time makes one a human chameleon ;) good to keep a balance, yes.
Loved this write, it's lightly humorous yet poses serious questions on the human psyche.

[Chris Shaw]

Thank you Dr Y. Appreciate your visit.

Chris

[Maxwell Ryder]

For a split second I thought it would be hoo.

Lovely write, Chris

[Chris Shaw]

Thank you Maxwell for checking in. I appreciate your response and your visit. All the best.

Chris

[Wild Rose]

did some helping in a hospital
Take Mrs x to the day room
"I want to go to the shops"
Lady in next chair said take her round the room
On return
She had been to the shops
Met lots of people bought so much stuff
So tired from her exertions
She went sleep
Told you to take her round the room
Yes Mrs A thanks

[Chris Shaw]

Some are just plain cantankerous aren't they Wild Rose:)) Thanks for checking this one out:))

Chris

[Wild Rose]

Not quite
I asked for a drink . you must be deaf
she hadn't asked at all

Think she is contrary

[Chris Shaw]

I guess we just have to learn to be a bit more patient:))

[Wild Rose]

That is at home