Did You Ever?

Scientific facts here folks.

Did you ever contemplate

that female dragonflies 

can seemingly lie?

Determined to be mistress

of their own fate,

studies have discovered

that ladies of the species

will feign death

rather than succumb to

the advances of rampant mates.

Forgive me for smiling

because it tickles me to find

such punishing plans put in place,

talk about anything

for a bit of peace.

"A not tonight darling

I've got a headache

I can't face it", is pretty tame

when you compare it

to the games those winged divas play.

Got to hand it to them

they ain't flitting about with any nonsense

unless they are in the mood

and feel broody.

A simple "Go away" out of the question.

They'd rather fake their own demise,

drastic measures to avoid

one of life's little pleasures.

Reviews

[Crowley]

Oh wow...I did not know this. It seems the perfect affect. Its why I enjoy the company or women. Not in that way, but because of the way that history and patriarchal hierarchy have played out. I can't imaging the s**t and minutia that women have to deal with. That being said, I applaud this fact finding mission and have to say, I would play dead as well.

[Chris Shaw]

You made me smile Crowley. I have been fortunate. The men I've known I've liked. Some of the women though, they have been a
pain in the butt :) Thanks for stopping by. Much appreciated.

Chris

[JE Falcon]

It's a good thing that they don't have police forces. Those gals would have the serious charge to contend with, LOL. --- This was a fun read, well written and laid out, different and fun. Thanks.

[Chris Shaw]

Thank you Falcon. Pleased you enjoyed. It was fun to write this one.

Chris

[Lisasview]

This story is such fun.. Had no idea that this happened among dragonflies.. Wonder if other creatures react the same...
Love it...and of course plan to tell everyone I know,
Lisa, getting late in the cool, windy day here in Spain

[Chris Shaw]

This subject tickled me Lisa. It was fun to write. Thank you for checking it out.

Chris

[The Rock And Roll Cowbo..]

My oh my Chiris, this reallyy captures the pressures a woman has to be the perfect mom for her husband just so they won't be alone.

[Chris Shaw]

Ha! Thank you Dale. Pleased you enjoyed the fun. Hope all is OK in your world. Sending best wishes across the pond.

Chris

[Sami Khalil]

Hehehe! Unless it is a handsome actor, musician or a ravishing millionaire. Just kidding. I love it.
Witty and educational at the same time.
Here is another one: Hiding from Trump and his advances.

[Chris Shaw]

Thank you Sami. Pleased you enjoyed the fun. All good wishes.

Chris

[Sami Khalil]

Hehehe! You are welcome. All wonderful things.

[M. J. Smith]

Could be worse. She could be a Black Widow. Man-eaters are the worst. Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...
Well, you know, I couldn't resist the Jaws reference! Nicely done.

[Chris Shaw]

Thank you MJS for checking out my fun write. I do agree, beware of black widows. Those man eaters are lethal.

Chris

[kentuck14]

A great poem Chris . . . including that ironic ending.
Tom

[Chris Shaw]

Thank you Tom for all your encouragement. Much appreciated.

Chris

[Relic]

Wow, I've heard of insects and even fish in the sea having the ability to change colors but faking your own death to avoid the opposite sex...that's a new one. ha

Nice info Chris.

[Chris Shaw]

Clever little things aren't they? These facts amused me so much, they deserved a poem. Thanks for checking in Tim. Much appreciated.

Chris

[Rye]

to the games those winged divas play.
Got to hand it to them
they ain't flitting about with any nonsense
unless they are in the mood

I REALLY LOVE this part, This is deep really, I enjoyed this write. So nicely penned

[Chris Shaw]

Many thanks Ryanna. I appreciate your thoughts and your visit.

Chris

[Ted Kniffen]

My grandmother called dragonflies God's darning needles and if we told a lie one would come to sew our lips shut. I'm still here, lips open...so either the story wasn't true...or I've never told a lie.
What are the odds? ;>{0}

[Chris Shaw]

Why Ted you've always been a good boy :) Thank you for sharing your dragonfly story with us. I love to hear about these little trinkets that are passed down the line. Many thanks for your visit. Much appreciated.

Chris

[Lydia Shutter]

Smiling here...you have taught me something today, Chris. The female dragonfly is very clever...cunning...coquettish. Who would have dreamed this? Mother Nature is a cagey one. Loved this. Lydi**

[Chris Shaw]

Hello Lydi**, I have to agree with you on all three counts. Who would have thought that nature was so clever. I am pleased this little poem brought a smile to your already lovely face. Thank you.

Chris