REST IN PEACE

If I should fail to appear to work one morning, without notice or warning, call 911 my wife took a gun and murdered me cause of my snoring!

 

She claims that its loud and has little refraim and compares it to the sound of a giant freight train.

 

Now I know that she's tired and works very hard, but threatening to make me sleep in the yard, is not very nice and a mean thing to do, when I'm sleeping, I cant help the things that I do, so I wake up with bruises, or I'm kicked out of bed, banished to the couch, no pillow for my head.

 

There must be a way to make snoring cease, so my poor tired wife.....

 

Can Rest In Piece!!!!

 

 

 

 

Author's Note

My Husband wrote this poem for me, its on one of our tombstones, we put it out every year!!! I'm just so Proud!!!!!

Reviews

[.quan.011.]

Lol, that's funny as hell

[Bee]

LOL. This poem is entertaining! =))

[Halloween Mom!!!]

Yes Folks, just one of the many many things I made!!! Trust me, this little picture is nothing!!!