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A Poem by Halloween Mom!!!

If I should fail to appear to work one morning, without notice or warning, call 911 my wife took a gun and murdered me cause of my snoring!


She claims that its loud and has little refraim and compares it to the sound of a giant freight train.


Now I know that she's tired and works very hard, but threatening to make me sleep in the yard, is not very nice and a mean thing to do, when I'm sleeping, I cant help the things that I do, so I wake up with bruises, or I'm kicked out of bed, banished to the couch, no pillow for my head.


There must be a way to make snoring cease, so my poor tired wife.....


Can Rest In Piece!!!!





© 2010 Halloween Mom!!!

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Halloween Mom!!!
My Husband wrote this poem for me, its on one of our tombstones, we put it out every year!!! I'm just so Proud!!!!!

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Lol, that's funny as hell

Posted 7 Years Ago

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LOL. This poem is entertaining! =))

Posted 7 Years Ago

Yes Folks, just one of the many many things I made!!! Trust me, this little picture is nothing!!!

Posted 7 Years Ago

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Added on September 5, 2010
Last Updated on September 5, 2010
Tags: Halloween, decoration, Horror


Halloween Mom!!!
Halloween Mom!!!


My Name is Carolyn, my friends and family call me C.C., I'm a 40 year old mother of four who is absolutely obsessed with Halloween. Decorating for the holiday is certainly not as simple as most. Most .. more..