Toaster Bed

A fantasy that I always have, a bed that's an alarm clock.

 

Toaster Bed

I’d like to buy a toaster bed,

of the boldest red.

 

Happily,

it would heat me up toasty hot

and butter my backside,

before projecting me out

of the bed and into the shower,

at a designated hour

each morning.

 

Where shall I place my order?

Bloomingdale’s

Or Neiman’s?

 

 

 

Reviews

[Short.Nerd]

Loved it... Very amusing

[Blue tailed kite]

This is funny, but nice!! Little things in life do matter... we sometimes overlook them.. most poems are serious and gloomy, I really enjoyed this

[VincentRayne]

I liked how cheerful it seemed. If I had a bed like that though I would probably have a hard time getting up. Loved it. Well written. Nice message. Cool imagery.

[Scott A. Williams]

Very absurd, very amusing.

[The_Dreamer]

Cute! I couldnt figure out if there was a rhythm to it though, but i loved the rhymes!

[Linka and Lirrie]

Oh my I liked this it made me laugh.

[topsyturvy]

This made me... LOL xD

[Kira]

Haha, now I want a toaster bed. This is something that needs to be invented.

[Ashley.M.E]

Hmm, I get what the poem means. I'm not one for poems with this kind of meaning to it. Still it was as others said laughable, which was probably why you wrote it, or at least I hope it was. A nicely done poem, well done.

[Sam Cambell]

I liked it. The simple language, the topic, and even the rythm all make the poem sound juvenile, but also creative. Good job.