The Scoop On Halloween

The Scoop On Halloween

A Poem by Marie Harrison
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A Halloween poem.

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The Scoop On Halloween

You goblins and ghouls,

Who moan and drool,

It's that ghostly

Time of year again.

 

Witches, take notice

Of this Halloween advice,

It could help make your

Wicked holiday quite nice

When shaken and

Stirred with dry ice.

 

Watch out!

Witches brew can stain

Not only your jagged teeth,

But your Wiccan virtue too.

 

That stake smarts,

When it's stuck deep

In your heart,

So stay clear of

Dracula's friends.

They are all

Possessed tarts!

 

Isn't it hard to smell with

That garlic clove stuck

Up your nose and

Between your toes?

 Stay away from that

White fairy dust

Of the white rose too.

 

By the way,

You can't make a dime,

While Frankenstein is in line

Robbing you of all

Your sublime energy.

He's so needy,

He'll drain you dry.

 

It's too hard

For you to think,

If Dracula is always

Trying to drink your blood.

Stay away from

 Him for he stinks,

He's cute, but he's bad

 News when he winks.

 

Make sure your broom doesn't need a

Tune-up before Halloween this year.

Watch out for monsters and goblins

Who might pinch you on your rear.

Show them no fear!

 

I know you think the Mummy has healed;

But his eyes are always peeled,

Looking for his new rebound girl.

His manhood has been

Cooped up way too long

He’ll give anything a whirl!

 

Above all, remember to have fun,

Better run along with glee because

It's almost Halloween week!

 

 

 

 

 

 

© 2010 Marie Harrison


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This was a cool piece. I really liked this a lot. Good job on this. I don't celebrate Halloween, but I like the characters you used in it. Thanks for sharing. :)

Posted 13 Years Ago


Love this, very fun and playful Halloween poem, quite unique too!

Posted 13 Years Ago


Love it, such fun and even a Hallowe'en meter to dance too .. as for the naughty bits, well .. that's what ghirls like i guess!

Posted 13 Years Ago


This was funny! lol But you left out Werewolves! ;)

Well worth reading! Made me laugh! xD

Wolfie

Posted 13 Years Ago


Very funny!! I like the font you used too.

Posted 13 Years Ago


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haha, really, really cute work here, Ms. You know, don't take this the wrong way, but have you ever getting thought to writing a book of poems for children? I mean, besides the slightly dark twist you seem to have, I think you could really pull it off. Your work...reminds me of childhood...

Posted 13 Years Ago


Very cool, fun Halloween poem. Fun to read. Creatively created. Great work on this, a cool write.

Posted 13 Years Ago


What a kooky, spooky fun read. Thank you, very much!

Posted 13 Years Ago


:) very fun. Good read.

Posted 13 Years Ago


lol funny.

Posted 13 Years Ago



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Added on September 27, 2010
Last Updated on September 28, 2010
Tags: Lecture on Halloween, Halloween, Ghouls, Goblins, Witches, Satire

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Marie Harrison
Marie Harrison

Atlanta, GA



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