The Scoop On Halloween

A Halloween poem.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The Scoop On Halloween

You goblins and ghouls,

Who moan and drool,

It's that ghostly

Time of year again.

 

Witches, take notice

Of this Halloween advice,

It could help make your

Wicked holiday quite nice

When shaken and

Stirred with dry ice.

 

Watch out!

Witches brew can stain

Not only your jagged teeth,

But your Wiccan virtue too.

 

That stake smarts,

When it's stuck deep

In your heart,

So stay clear of

Dracula's friends.

They are all

Possessed tarts!

 

Isn't it hard to smell with

That garlic clove stuck

Up your nose and

Between your toes?

 Stay away from that

White fairy dust

Of the white rose too.

 

By the way,

You can't make a dime,

While Frankenstein is in line

Robbing you of all

Your sublime energy.

He's so needy,

He'll drain you dry.

 

It's too hard

For you to think,

If Dracula is always

Trying to drink your blood.

Stay away from

 Him for he stinks,

He's cute, but he's bad

 News when he winks.

 

Make sure your broom doesn't need a

Tune-up before Halloween this year.

Watch out for monsters and goblins

Who might pinch you on your rear.

Show them no fear!

 

I know you think the Mummy has healed;

But his eyes are always peeled,

Looking for his new rebound girl.

His manhood has been

Cooped up way too long

He’ll give anything a whirl!

 

Above all, remember to have fun,

Better run along with glee because

It's almost Halloween week!

 

 

 

 

 

 

Reviews

[Joe]

I really liked this poem. Excellent rhyming and hilarious! Great job!

[The Rock And Roll Cowbo..]

Thats was quite a fun and witty poem... but shame on you for giving away all their secrets. LOL... That mummy part was a gut buster.

[Zeitgeist Manifesto]

This was a nice lighthearted enjoyable read.
I really liked it. :)

well that got a bit dirty in the end. hope he keeps it wrapped. :P

[David W Moore III]

Raucously inappropriate. Still trying to figure ot if the mummy unwraps or leaves it wrapped for protection. And I'm just hoping the broomsticks were broomsticks and that's all. Just kidding. Actually very cute.