Another Yada-Yada-Yada Story

Another Yada-Yada-Yada Story

A Story by Chopstix
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Be careful telling stories at cocktail parties.

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“I scheduled an ‘adult social.’ Wifey’s new, white dress featured a large red stain. I took it to the cleaners, went stag and yada-yada-yada. I came home very late.”

“Interesting. Jake, tell your story.”

“Hot, married babe Merlot'd her dress to get hubby out, and yada-yada-yada. I left just in time.”

© 2017 Chopstix



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Author's Note

Chopstix
55 word story for contest. Must be exactly 55 words. Strict word count rules.

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I really liked this - I'm a bit slow on the uptake but when the punchline hit - when the penny dropped I laughed and cringed for the poor hubby.
Nicely told Chopstix.
:D

Posted 10 Months Ago


Chopstix

10 Months Ago

Thanx for the review. I'm glad that you enjoyed the story.
Gee

10 Months Ago

I'm even slower than Tony and am still waiting for the penny todrop

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Added on February 11, 2017
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Tags: Yada, Adult social, marriage

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Chopstix
Chopstix

Los Angeles, CA



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In high school, I wrote lyrics. I started college writing poems and switched to short stories. After college, I discovered I could write computer programs, but I could not finish a novel (kept editi.. more..

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