Another Yada-Yada-Yada Story

Another Yada-Yada-Yada Story

A Story by Chopstix
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Be careful telling stories at cocktail parties.

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“I scheduled an ‘adult social.’ Wifey’s new, white dress featured a large red stain. I took it to the cleaners, went stag and yada-yada-yada. I came home very late.”

“Interesting. Jake, tell your story.”

“Hot, married babe Merlot'd her dress to get hubby out, and yada-yada-yada. I left just in time.”

© 2017 Chopstix



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Chopstix
55 word story for contest. Must be exactly 55 words. Strict word count rules.

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I really liked this - I'm a bit slow on the uptake but when the punchline hit - when the penny dropped I laughed and cringed for the poor hubby.
Nicely told Chopstix.
:D

Posted 8 Months Ago


Chopstix

8 Months Ago

Thanx for the review. I'm glad that you enjoyed the story.
Gee

8 Months Ago

I'm even slower than Tony and am still waiting for the penny todrop

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Added on February 11, 2017
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Tags: Yada, Adult social, marriage

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Chopstix
Chopstix

Los Angeles, CA



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In high school, I wrote lyrics. I started college writing poems and switched to short stories. After college, I discovered I could write computer programs, but I could not finish a novel (kept editi.. more..

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