Can I Ask A Question?

Can I Ask A Question?

A Story by Chopstix
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Non sequitors joined at the hip. This sort of story should be 'pun'ished.

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“Can I ask a question?”

“You just did.”

“Can I ask another?”

“Taking liberties?”

“If I can ask one, why not ask another?”

“Should I say, ‘Take my wife,’ and you do, you can’t take another.”

“Only one wife; OK. Only one answer, too?”

“It’s about one versus another; leave my wife out of it.”

© 2017 Chopstix



Author's Note

Chopstix
55 word story for contest. Must be exactly 55 words. Strict word count rules.

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Ha! I like this, it's simple yet its complicated at the same time.

Posted 1 Month Ago


Awesome. Purely Awesome. Theres something about nano-fiction pieces. So small yet still able to be enjoyable.

Posted 3 Months Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Chopstix

3 Months Ago

Thank you. Nano fiction calls for a lot of compromise. The 55 word variety is a fun challenge.
T. D. Leonard

3 Months Ago

I tried writing a small story like that once... it ended poorly in my eyes, but yours is nano-fictio.. read more
Brilliant! A clear example of size doesn't matter.

Posted 8 Months Ago


bang on..!!
great one, liked it

Posted 8 Months Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Chopstix

8 Months Ago

Thanks for the review.
I hate to say this but the Yada Yada piece was head and shoulders above this one Chopstix

Posted 8 Months Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Chopstix

8 Months Ago

Thanx for the review.
Question? Why not review that one instead?
If you have any .. read more
Tony Jordan

8 Months Ago

I wish I could write a story.
Heck I wish I could write decent poetry.
I'll go straig.. read more
Chopstix

8 Months Ago

Poetry is harder than prose; for me, its near impossible. All the same, I encourage you to write so.. read more

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Chopstix
Chopstix

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In high school, I wrote lyrics. I started college writing poems and switched to short stories. After college, I discovered I could write computer programs, but I could not finish a novel (kept editi.. more..

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