Perfect Woman Shaggy Dog Story - 55 wds.

Perfect Woman Shaggy Dog Story - 55 wds.

A Story by Chopstix
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The "Perfect Woman" shaggy dog story shoe horned into 55 words.

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“Mike’s home.”

“He’s been gone awhile.”

“Yeah, he divorced, sold everything and circled the world thrice looking for the perfect woman. He’s a mess: lost all his money, captured by pirates off Tanzania, leg shot in Australia, malaria in Belize ... “

“... and?”

“He found her in Lithuania.”

“And?”

“Wasted effort. She’s waiting for the perfect man.”

© 2017 Chopstix



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Chopstix
Perfect Woman

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perfect man :)
well written

Posted 8 Months Ago


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8 Months Ago

Thanx again for the review.

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Chopstix
Chopstix

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In high school, I wrote lyrics. I started college writing poems and switched to short stories. After college, I discovered I could write computer programs, but I could not finish a novel (kept editi.. more..

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