FAST FOOD FIGHT

A Story by dakarai

Playing with my food. Cut and dry humor for contest.

BURGER KING showed up at his PIZZA HUT,
Shut the door, and saw his wife, DAIRY QUEEN,
On the floor with his PAPA JOHN. The scene,
That he had seen, was of her naked butt.
But, before he could label her a s**t,
His DAIRY QUEEN screamed that she did not mean
To be seen like a horny little teen,
Then, he punched his PAPA JOHN in the gut.
BURGER KING dropped his ring, and grabbed his gun.
After this hoe's sense of danger arose,
Towards the SUBWAY, she started to run.
Clothes, like DOMINO'S falling to her toes,
Exposed everything under the sun.
She arrived before the CHURCH'S doors closed.