When You Get Mother Goose Drunk

Little Miss Muffet broke her tuffet

While pigging out on curds and whey,

Little Bo Peep sat on the floor beside her

Leaving the spider in dismay.

They talked about lost sheep,

Like that Jack and Jill

Who always run up the hill

Just for a bucket of water,

When they could just steal it

From Old Mother Hubbard

Distracted catering to her dog

Because she didn’t have a bone.

Once she was the wife

Of Old McDonald living on his farm

But he never heard her cries

From all the animals making noise.

Now she lives with cupboards bare

While he get rich from the black sheep’s wool,

Using the money to spoil Mistress Mary

So her garden can grow,

Meanwhile buying all her pretty maids hoes.

I could go on but I will make my point clear,

Perception is deception

When you give Mother Goose too much beer.

Reviews

[Corset]

ahh you have such a truly brilliant and beautiful imagination my friend.

[The Rock And Roll Cowboy(REBEL WITH A CAUSE)]

Well thank you so much. *blushing*

[barleygirl]

This is hilarious & outlandishly creative! Definitely one of your best that I've read so far! I love the way you use rhyme & rhythm, as well as the uninhibited intertwining of various nursery rhymes. The part about Old Mother Hubbard once being wed to Old McDonald reminded me of my oldest sister who used to live on the top of the highest mountain between San Jose & Santa Cruz (Loma Prieta) & her property had dwellings that included two of her ex-hubbies living there with current wives. The whole thing could be spoofed in a similar way, if I can ever get as creative as you are here! *wink! wink!* Fondly, Margie

[The Rock And Roll Cowboy(REBEL WITH A CAUSE)]

You always give such deep insight into my poetry, I appreciate you.

[Seriana]

Hilarious ending! Love this little write Dale. Thanks for entertaining.

[The Rock And Roll Cowboy(REBEL WITH A CAUSE)]

So glad I can amuse you my friend.

[Ana Papaya]

The newly revised 2018 modern version. :)
Or more than likely it's the true story behind the fairy tales. :)
I enjoyed.

[The Rock And Roll Cowboy(REBEL WITH A CAUSE)]

Thank you... have you read the old Nursery Rhymes lately and realize how inappropriate many are for kids.

[Ana Papaya]

oh yes, many of them are. like the old cartoons.
:)

[Sami Khalil]

Well done, sir............

[Sami Khalil]

Very funny and humorous. YOU are branching off

[The Rock And Roll Cowboy(REBEL WITH A CAUSE)]

Thank you, yes I needed to wonder off the beaten trail.

[Sami Khalil]

All true. You are welcome.

[Annette Pisano-Higley]

Hahahaaa! I love this fractured fairytale poem. So witty, well put together and original. Great flow, cadence and one heck of a storyline! Last two lines Rock! Great poem!

[The Rock And Roll Cowboy(REBEL WITH A CAUSE)]

Thank you ever kindly... I had fun creating it.

[sette]

mother goose has the makings of being an alcoholic.. lol

[The Rock And Roll Cowboy(REBEL WITH A CAUSE)]

I think someone was certainly drinking when they wrote them, LOL

[sette]

i rather think so lol

[Tiana]

LOL Love it! Nursery rhymes won't be the same for me after this great poem. Way to go cowboy! :)

[The Rock And Roll Cowboy(REBEL WITH A CAUSE)]

Thank you.. glad I could ruin them for you, LOL

[Cherrie Palmer]

To much fun! When my kids were small all bedtime stories had a police theme. But this, very witty, you could go wild with this.

[The Rock And Roll Cowboy(REBEL WITH A CAUSE)]

Thank you... Reading the Rhymes now have a different meaning then when I was a kid so I decided to make a fun twist with them.