I Bludgeon People

I hit people with blunt objects just to hear their skulls crack

If you are facing away from me I’ll swing a chair at your back

I don’t discriminate although I love beating down cripples

And swinging bats at fat chicks with large n*****s

I hit an old lady with a lead pipe and I got rather excited

I walked into a birthday party uninvited

Then I beat the birthday boy and pissed in his cake

His mother tried to call the cops, so I beat her with a rake

I use hammers sometimes, but I prefer to use a rock

I beat a dog down until it bled and went into shock

I swung a sledgehammer at a thug to screw up his grill

He pulled out a gun and told me to chill

I took away his gun and pistol whipped his a*s

He fell to the ground and his blood watered the grass

I’m famous on the Net. I’ve got my own cult

There’s a bunch of other people beating people to a pulp

I bludgeon people that think I’m mentally ill

A few good strikes and their bodies lay still

Just because I’m compulsive doesn’t mean that I’m evil

I’m a panda, and I bludgeon people

 

Reviews

[Silent Kim aka mizmetap..]

Your writting has so much talent, yet so dark. Your lines are always so unique and thought provoking. You should write crime stories, they would difinitly thrill your audience in fear.

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You always capture me with your last lines...very clever. You must be a cutie to say your a panda and just keep hidden the darkness.