Stab Happy

I stab people because I think I�m hardcore.
I went to the ghetto and stabbed a crackwhore.
I stab kids and run off with their lunch money.
I stabbed my wife. Sorry about that honey.
I stab old people just because they�re too slow.
I stabbed a nun with a glass d***o.
I stab things because it�s an obsession.
I stab strangers just to make a good impression.
I stabbed a crook, then the b*****d shanked me.
But I�m dead, so the wound didn�t bleed.
I had a girl, but she tried to pimpslap me.
I beat her down, then I got stab happy.
I was so angry that I lost all control.
I went nuts, and now that b***h is full of holes.