OWC

Pronounced O-W-C. Who among us hasn't had a hair pulling tantrum over writerscafe's numerous temper tantrums

     It happened to me late one night
     Had a poem I was going to write
  In front of my computer try as I might
     I couldn't pull up this f*****g site

                 OWC OWC
     Why are you tormenting me

    It happens all the Goddamn time
 You think everything will be just fine
Then spitter and sputter and crash off line
     Then all we do is bitch and whine

                 OWC OWC
    How hard does this have to be

    I just have a poem I want to publish
   So I can read reviews written to relish
 By writers who now how to ego embellish
  but you have to make it so f*****g hellish

                OWC OWC
 What the f**k is wrong with thee

      Maybe it's all that artistic emotion
    That sets your dysfunction in motion
    and causes all your crazy commotion
      Maybe you need a cyber potion

              OWC OWC
you're going to be the death of me

  You drive me crazy on my phone
   I scream at you when I'm alone
  You frustrate me right to the bone
   With you I'm in the twilight zone

                  OWC OWC
You're going to double my therapist's fee

    The way you always misbehave
      It's artistic souls that you crave
     You're evil wicked and depraved
   You want to make us all your slaves

                 OWC OWC
Be the master you were meant to be

I'm forever doomed to do your bidding
   I'll never be free who am I kidding
      It's of you I should be ridding
But in front of my computer I'll be sitting

                    OWC

Reviews

[Elizabeth]

Cute :) The admins abandoned this site years ago, so don't hold your breath. Every once in awhile they pop in and change things (aka the tag line used to begin with I'm...which was annoying as all hell. It took YEARS for them to change it.) Frankly, I'm shocked that the site is even still functioning.

[Baby Ricochet]

thank you for reviewing OWC Elizabeth

[Claudia Stark]

Oh, so clever love it! How I hate when I can't get on this site!

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you for reviewing OWC Beth

[SpeedOfTaste]

Hah! I noticed this site kinda has error messages. I didn't want to say anything because I'm new. Or I thought it was the voices in my crawl space talking to me again.

[Baby Ricochet]

Oh no, Whom ever created this site had a vendetta against writers. Thank you for reviewing OWC SpeedOfTaste.

[Marie]

I tried to tell you, it wants human sacrifice. A volunteer is needed...
Not me. Probably not you.

[Baby Ricochet]

We need a virgin

[That_Girl]

I know several on here. The question is, am I willing to give them up? Hmmm

[Kaylor Mason]

We don't need a virgin--we need a virgin goat

[Baby Ricochet]

A goat could work

[Raven Starhawk]

BRAVO. I don't know why there aren't more poems like this. You have really hit the nail on the head. I hope whoever runs this website reads this and perhaps gets off his/her arse in order to make changes, good changes. ^^* Anyways glad you decided to share this.

[Baby Ricochet]

thank you for reviewing OWC Raven

[Kes]

This is great!
The last poem of mine you reviewed, I wrote out (I didn't plan it or anything, so it was only on the site) and deliberately copied, in case WC crashed. Which it dutifully did. And not only that, but when I tried to paste, that wouldn't work either, despite having pressed ctrl+c half a dozen times! So I had to rewrite the poem from memory. Nightmare.
That didn't make much sense.
Thanks for writing this poem - made me laugh and, damn, it had to be said!
K

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you for reviewing OWC Kes

[Jordan's Back]

DAMN RIGHT!!!! They need to fix it. They Added Review Comments Facebook linkups, and Improved the Sharing, but they cant work on updating the Server...?
WTF!!! I like this Awesome Job!

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you for reviewing OWC Jordan

[That_Girl]

Yessss! I was going to give you the link to the Chat Room that some of us go to when WC crashes buuuuuuut, it doesn't seem like you miss 'us' as much as the site itself. ;)

Brilliant poem, your rhymes are flawless! :D

[Baby Ricochet]

Of course I miss you guys. The site's just a means to an end.thank you for reviewing OWC girl

[KAOlmsted]

we're there now ;-)

[That_Girl]

I haven't been there in a few days lol

Always welcome. :)

[Marie]

I have screamed, cursed, banged my mouse, tattooed on my keyboard...
Perhaps this site wants human sacrifice...?

[Baby Ricochet]

Now that's an idea. Thank you for reviewing OWC Marie

[twinklestar]

OMG THANK YOU BABY

[Baby Ricochet]

thank you for reviewing OWC twinkle

[LA Lorena]

LMAO! Bloody brilliant! Loved the meter and rhyme, and can certainly relate to the frustration you feel.

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you for reviewing OWC LA

[Mr Dunne Poetry]

Lmao. This is a brilliant piece BR. The same thing happened to me yesterday, frustrating isn't the word. You really bring out the emotions in this piece. Excellent. I love it :)

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you for reviewing OWC CCCP