Pronounced O-W-C. Who among us hasn't had a hair pulling tantrum over writerscafe's numerous temper tantrums
It happened to me late one night Had a poem I was going to write In front of my computer try as I might I couldn't pull up this f*****g site
OWC OWC Why are you tormenting me
It happens all the Goddamn time You think everything will be just fine Then spitter and sputter and crash off line Then all we do is bitch and whine
OWC OWC How hard does this have to be
I just have a poem I want to publish So I can read reviews written to relish By writers who now how to ego embellish but you have to make it so f*****g hellish
OWC OWC What the f**k is wrong with thee
Maybe it's all that artistic emotion That sets your dysfunction in motion and causes all your crazy commotion Maybe you need a cyber potion
OWC OWC you're going to be the death of me
You drive me crazy on my phone I scream at you when I'm alone You frustrate me right to the bone With you I'm in the twilight zone
OWC OWC You're going to double my therapist's fee
The way you always misbehave It's artistic souls that you crave You're evil wicked and depraved You want to make us all your slaves
OWC OWC Be the master you were meant to be
I'm forever doomed to do your bidding I'll never be free who am I kidding It's of you I should be ridding But in front of my computer I'll be sitting
Cute :) The admins abandoned this site years ago, so don't hold your breath. Every once in awhile they pop in and change things (aka the tag line used to begin with I'm...which was annoying as all hell. It took YEARS for them to change it.) Frankly, I'm shocked that the site is even still functioning.
I KNOW, BUDDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! okay, so you'll be sitting there, trying to pul up your acount like normal, and then WC is like "Nope." and it brings you to a page that says, 'This site is no longer available" and your like "Why?!" and WC is like "Nope." and then you throw something at your computer... happens all the time. Nice poem :)
Posted 11 Years Ago
11 Years Ago
The WC is enough to make the Dali Lama Resort to Violence. Thank you for your review Rachel
This was great!!! It happened to me one time. I actually had to write one of my poems on pen and paper D: Lol but seriously, It's a huge inconvenience when my mind's going a hundred miles an hour and I can't just put it on here!!! I was just going to blame my kindle and a crappy internet connection but now I know I'm not the only one!!! YES!
Posted 11 Years Ago
11 Years Ago
The WC is the bane of everyone who's ever had an account with it. The site reminds me of los angeles.. read moreThe WC is the bane of everyone who's ever had an account with it. The site reminds me of los angeles in a way. A big, sprawling chaotic mess full of people looking to be discovered. Thank you for reviewing OWC Annabelle
Was this supposed to be sang...because I sung it! Thank god!!!!! I thought I was the only one...glad it's not just me! Phew! The third stanza was hilarious! Touché Baby!
hahaha last night WC was a B***H and a half. didn't work half of the day. The admins seriously need to fix all these glitches.
Oh and great poem!
Posted 11 Years Ago
11 Years Ago
Yes it was. The WC has been a crash course in dealing with a next to impossible web site. Thank you .. read moreYes it was. The WC has been a crash course in dealing with a next to impossible web site. Thank you for reviewing
I write just for the hell of it
A way to spend some time
Blurting out in cyber space
Whatever's on my mind
Maybe funny maybe tragic
Emotional and raw
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