OWC

OWC

A Poem by Baby Ricochet
"

Pronounced O-W-C. Who among us hasn't had a hair pulling tantrum over writerscafe's numerous temper tantrums

"
     It happened to me late one night
     Had a poem I was going to write
  In front of my computer try as I might
     I couldn't pull up this f*****g site

                 OWC OWC
     Why are you tormenting me

    It happens all the Goddamn time
 You think everything will be just fine
Then spitter and sputter and crash off line
     Then all we do is bitch and whine

                 OWC OWC
    How hard does this have to be

    I just have a poem I want to publish
   So I can read reviews written to relish
 By writers who now how to ego embellish
  but you have to make it so f*****g hellish

                OWC OWC
 What the f**k is wrong with thee

      Maybe it's all that artistic emotion
    That sets your dysfunction in motion
    and causes all your crazy commotion
      Maybe you need a cyber potion

              OWC OWC
you're going to be the death of me

  You drive me crazy on my phone
   I scream at you when I'm alone
  You frustrate me right to the bone
   With you I'm in the twilight zone

                  OWC OWC
You're going to double my therapist's fee

    The way you always misbehave
      It's artistic souls that you crave
     You're evil wicked and depraved
   You want to make us all your slaves

                 OWC OWC
Be the master you were meant to be

I'm forever doomed to do your bidding
   I'll never be free who am I kidding
      It's of you I should be ridding
But in front of my computer I'll be sitting

                    OWC



© 2012 Baby Ricochet


My Review

Would you like to review this Poem?
Login | Register




Featured Review

Cute :) The admins abandoned this site years ago, so don't hold your breath. Every once in awhile they pop in and change things (aka the tag line used to begin with I'm...which was annoying as all hell. It took YEARS for them to change it.) Frankly, I'm shocked that the site is even still functioning.

Posted 11 Years Ago


2 of 2 people found this review constructive.

Baby Ricochet

11 Years Ago

thank you for reviewing OWC Elizabeth



Reviews

I KNOW, BUDDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! okay, so you'll be sitting there, trying to pul up your acount like normal, and then WC is like "Nope." and it brings you to a page that says, 'This site is no longer available" and your like "Why?!" and WC is like "Nope." and then you throw something at your computer... happens all the time. Nice poem :)

Posted 11 Years Ago


Baby Ricochet

11 Years Ago

The WC is enough to make the Dali Lama Resort to Violence. Thank you for your review Rachel
This needs to be enclosed in a message and sent to the man that owns and runs the site, along with a full petition requesting him to fix the bugs!!!

Posted 11 Years Ago


Baby Ricochet

11 Years Ago

That's for sure. Thank you for reviewing OWC Kailer
This was great!!! It happened to me one time. I actually had to write one of my poems on pen and paper D: Lol but seriously, It's a huge inconvenience when my mind's going a hundred miles an hour and I can't just put it on here!!! I was just going to blame my kindle and a crappy internet connection but now I know I'm not the only one!!! YES!

Posted 11 Years Ago


Baby Ricochet

11 Years Ago

The WC is the bane of everyone who's ever had an account with it. The site reminds me of los angeles.. read more
[send message][befriend] Subscribe
Mia
Was this supposed to be sang...because I sung it! Thank god!!!!! I thought I was the only one...glad it's not just me! Phew! The third stanza was hilarious! Touché Baby!

Posted 11 Years Ago


Baby Ricochet

11 Years Ago

Thank you for reviewing OWC Mia
OH MY GOD! EVERYONE should be able to relate to this on this site!!! Haha good job, needed to be shared!

Posted 11 Years Ago


Baby Ricochet

11 Years Ago

Thank you for reviewing OWC Damien
hahaha last night WC was a B***H and a half. didn't work half of the day. The admins seriously need to fix all these glitches.

Oh and great poem!

Posted 11 Years Ago


Baby Ricochet

11 Years Ago

Yes it was. The WC has been a crash course in dealing with a next to impossible web site. Thank you .. read more
Destinyxi

11 Years Ago

It was so frustrating x.x You're welcome! :)

4
next Next Page
last Last Page
Share This
Email
Facebook
Twitter
Request Read Request
Add to Library My Library
Subscribe Subscribe


Stats

1399 Views
36 Reviews
Rating
Added on November 23, 2012
Last Updated on November 23, 2012

Author

Baby Ricochet
Baby Ricochet

Tampa, FL



About
I write just for the hell of it A way to spend some time Blurting out in cyber space Whatever's on my mind Maybe funny maybe tragic Emotional and raw Politi.. more..

Writing

Related Writing

People who liked this story also liked..


Belief Belief

A Poem by Baby Ricochet


SEALS SEALS

A Poem by Baby Ricochet





Compartment 114
Compartment 114
Advertise Here
Want to advertise here? Get started for as little as $5