Little Piggy Squeal

This isn't about anyone on the WC so get the conspiracy theories out of your head

You s**t eating little brown nose

You horrid little stooge

You miserable bottom feeder

You wretched little scrooge

 

Give up the names of family

In the old boys network

You're a s**t back alley yes man

With a snide little smirk

 

You treacherous little squealer

You no good tattle tail

You sang like a caged canary

Now I gotta make bail

 

I'll spring this joint by morning

and I'll be coming around

to act upon thy vengeance

your flesh I'll get my pound

 

I'll wait for you so patiently

and when it comes the time

I'll assault you like a pit bull

Revenge so sweet like wine

 

You thought I'd be an easy mark

A game I play like steel

I'll gut you like a slaughter house 

Fresh flesh to rip and peel

 

You'd thought I'd be an easy mark

and you were at the wheel

Thy bloody vengeance reckoning

Now little piggy squeal

Author's Note

I wanted it to sound all bad ass and shit, like an old school wise guy. I think it does. Of course I think so, I wrote the damn thing.

Reviews

[ur_ginger_girl]

It sounds like a 1940's mobster, like al Capone, Bonnie & Clyde, or Baby Face Nelson. it sounds like something from that era.

[Baby Ricochet]

Exactly. Thank you

[Eddie Phillips]

Before I got to the bottom of the poem I thought this sounded like a gangster. I think you accomplished your goal.

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Eddie

[s y e]

Remind me to stay on your good side and if I ever get on your bad side, let me know so I can run for miles! Ha.

~ Noodle ~

[Baby Ricochet]

I like gangster movies. Thanks Noodle

[rhythm&blues]

Edward G. Robinson would be envious.

[Baby Ricochet]

LOL! Rocko's your Pal.

[TL Boehm]

HOLY COW. note to self. never squeal on Ricochet. Seriously though - this does bring thoughts of some poor shmoe who sold out a con - and now the con is on the lose and hungry for revenge. Bacon anyone?

[Baby Ricochet]

Lol..that was the idea. Angry mobster.

[N!LoC]

hihihi how refreshing......... ahhhhhhhhhh

[Baby Ricochet]

I like gangster movies

[Seamstress]

OOoooh I don't want to get on your badside.

[Baby Ricochet]

LOL! I like gangster movies

[Carolann Dowsett]

Be careful who you mess with or face the consequences :) I like the tough guy edge to this.

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you carolannn

[Carolann Dowsett]

Welcome :)

[poetdoug]

Wow you took us all with you right down to the 'SQUEAL' of the ending. Thanks for the wild ride friend.

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Doug

[Tai Ryens]

But I like my conspiracy theories

[Baby Ricochet]

Gotchya. They can be fun