Two Vampire Senryus

Two Vampire Senryus

A Poem by Baby Ricochet
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Vampires

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 I Spooked Dracula
With a loaf of garlic bread
Man what a p***y



My own Opinion
Who was the greatest vampire
There is no contest



© 2013 Baby Ricochet



Author's Note

Baby Ricochet
C'mon. Who doesn't love "The Count?" Jehovah Witness kids weren't allowed to watch Sesame Street because of him. No wonder those dip shits can't count

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Whenever I need a good laugh man you deliver. I loved the count. True he looked like a black exploitation film pimp but hey he taught us how to count.

Posted 4 Years Ago


Baby Ricochet

4 Years Ago

LOL! Yes he did. Thanks man
any vampire is better than Edward Cullen, but yeah, the count is awesome. This is a really cool poem. I'm glad I'm not the only that writes poetry about random stuff.

Posted 4 Years Ago


Baby Ricochet

4 Years Ago

Thank you Ginger
Hhaha i loved the count he rules!!!!!

Posted 4 Years Ago


Baby Ricochet

4 Years Ago

Thank you vidya
Vidya Bacchus

4 Years Ago

You are welcome
Old Drac won't trouble you I reckon !

A charming take on Nosferatu himself !


Posted 4 Years Ago


Baby Ricochet

4 Years Ago

Thank you tom
That puppet taught me how to count. The first one was hilarious by itself too haha

Posted 4 Years Ago


Baby Ricochet

4 Years Ago

thank you Kenaz
That's funny enough... :)

Posted 4 Years Ago


Baby Ricochet

4 Years Ago

thank you Jordan
Grandpa & The Count- what a pair! Ha! Love these :-)
pat~

Posted 4 Years Ago


Baby Ricochet

4 Years Ago

Thanks Pat. It's good to see you again
Haha!Now, that's hilarious!!

Posted 4 Years Ago


Baby Ricochet

4 Years Ago

Thank you inda
HAHA this was funny even if i never saw the show

Posted 4 Years Ago


Baby Ricochet

4 Years Ago

thank you thorn
ahahahaha....I first saw the very first pic and awww it is scary, then the poem is good as always and the last pic, got me laughing.

Posted 4 Years Ago


Baby Ricochet

4 Years Ago

thank you Cassie

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Added on October 19, 2013
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Baby Ricochet
Baby Ricochet

Tampa, FL



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