Goddamn Ants

Goddamn Ants

A Poem by Baby Ricochet
"

The ants are a comin!!!

"
I had a bag of pork rinds
I threw them in the air
Ants came out of ceiling tiles
and scattered everywhere

Ants don't read no stinking Torah 
They'll take what's not nailed down 
They'll steal a pig from Tyson farms 
and drag it underground 

They'll make up bacon ant burgers 
and give them to the queen 
She's cranking all those larva out
She's always bitchy mean 

The ants dragged off my credit card 
and ordered crap on line 
Those s***s stole my identity 
Well ain't that f*****g fine 

Now my statement's full of charges 
From maple syrup stores
and two thousand pounds of sugar 
that showed up at my door 

So I got a can of ant spray 
and wasted their whole troop
I killed them by the millions
and then they just regrouped 

They hauled off all my furniture 
They tried to steal my truck 
Ants are nesting in my neurons 
My brain they will induct 

Their ant farm ideology 
will seep into my mind 
I'll become an ant extremist
and rob the neighbors blind

They'll spread across America
their evil ant farm law
Insidious as communists 
They'll ban all things bourgeois

They'll enslave all of America 
and turn us into clones
So I called upon our president
He's sending in the drones 








© 2014 Baby Ricochet



Author's Note

Baby Ricochet
Ants. uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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This is so hilarious, I actually hooted outloud! This is divinely irreverent & rowdy. Don't we all have an ant story or ten? But you've taken this to the nth degree, which makes it so delightful . . . stealing credit card, ordering maple syrup & sugar, & so much more . . . I am in awe of your rampant imagination! Oh how funny exaggeration can be, when perfectly stated with a powerful wit! This should be a classic.

Posted 1 Year Ago


Yeah kill kill kill. Nasty little buggers. Quite a metaphor I think.


Posted 2 Years Ago


Drones vs ants, that sounds like a movie that'd be fun to watch.. haha. Hey but I see them ants never giving up much like soldiers.. So respect to them, not so much the queen though, that b***h better get her tubes tied.

Posted 3 Years Ago


Baby Ricochet

3 Years Ago

That's what I'm saying. Thanks Keegan
They sure are nasty little buggers. Thanks for sharing this BR. I enjoyed it!

-CW

Posted 3 Years Ago


Baby Ricochet

3 Years Ago

thanks cody
Good imagery, never had a problem with the buggers, but mosquitoes or flies are another story, I have a poem called 'mosquito" check it out if you have time Ric. PS...I understand. the metaphor.

Posted 3 Years Ago


Baby Ricochet

3 Years Ago

Thank you Rene
They'll spread across America
their evil ant farm law
Insidious as communists
They'll ban all things bourgeois

Brilliant piece of satirical allegory. When are we going to realize those ants exist in the pants … pant pockets that is … of those who tell to be afraid.

Posted 3 Years Ago


Baby Ricochet

3 Years Ago

Thank you Pryde
As always, your stuff is entertaining and thought provoking, made me smile and i have to say this is one of those that will stick out in my mind,it's not just funny, it has an issue attached and that's what i liked the most.

Posted 3 Years Ago


Baby Ricochet

3 Years Ago

Thanks Inda
I appreciate the ants for instigating you to write such a masterpiece.
Awesome work.
I never appreciate the excesses of the of ant community to dominate America or any nation of the world.


Posted 3 Years Ago


Baby Ricochet

3 Years Ago

That's for sure. Thanks for stopping by
Highly organised little sods. No doubt they'll still be around when we're just a memory.

Fun read. T

Posted 3 Years Ago


Baby Ricochet

3 Years Ago

Thanks for stopping by
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B.J
I loved it, that was such fun to read.Great work

Posted 3 Years Ago


Baby Ricochet

3 Years Ago

Thanks for stopping by
B.J

3 Years Ago

you're welcome

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