Potty Mouth & Blasphemy

They go together like s**t on a shingle

I enrolled myself in charm school 

They threw my a*s right out 

Said what the f**k is wrong with you 

This ain't tourettes tryouts

You kiss your mother with that mouth 

You filthy redneck slime 

Don't need your stinking potty mouth 

Our school's for the refined 

Went down to the synagogue

Got beat up by the cops 

They tazered me like barbecue

Now all I drink is schnapps

That stinking Rabbi squealed on me 

He sang like a canary 

Not much appreciation for 

my bad vocabulary  

It's not my fault oh yes it is

I can't control my mouth 

My brain it has a disconnect 

cause I come from the south 

Pope Francis man flipped me the bird 

A nun she punched my face 

The Bishops came and kicked my a*s 

and hosed me down with mace

I was praying to Aphrodite 

That's blasphemy they said 

I figured she could get me laid 

A Goddess who gives head 

They said I was a demon seed 

and yanked me from the pew 

Their bullshit god can't get me laid 

I guess I'll try Hindu  

  

Reviews

[Ruby Heggie (PB Jacobs)]

Well done, Baby Ricochet. I call a female biohazards p***y a filthy rothole. I'm right at home with your poem content. Remember "Joes Garage," by Frank Zappa, Baby Ricochet? I'm not into Catholic Schoolgirl female porn outfits, any more. I think The Tidy Hole Man successfully straightened me out. Great job!

[M Garcia]

Fun read. Great flow. Thank you for sharing.

[Tate Morgan]

Oh hell i forgot how much fun your stuff is. lol I went to a baptist service the other day my grandaughter was getting baptised by her mother and fathers church oh man That was child abuse those damned baptists have no sense of humor

[Inda]

This is awesome! It's funny of course and the rhythm is perfect for the message.

[Omikron]

Oh wow, this poem was like a slap in the face... I love it! It's raw, it's direct, it's funny, no fancy words needed to express great emotion in a sophisticated way (yes, I just said that this poem was sophisticated).

I fell in love with the last paragraph, sounds like something I could put on a T-shirt and walk the streets in.

Can't stop reading this over and over!

// O

[Ana Papaya]

Ha! Fun read! Good message but love the humour in the delivery.

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Papaya

[Lyn Anderson]

No holds barred smack down. Might want to put the mature tag on it -- who knows -- maybe the MatureRATERS don't rate you same as some of us. You are in a class all your own.:)

[Baby Ricochet]

Yeah. I should do that. The mature rating thing. Thanks KL

[Tate Morgan]

Pope Francis man flipped me the bird
A nun she punched my face
The Bishops came and kicked my a*s
and hosed me down with mace

lol oh hell That was funny thank you

[Baby Ricochet]

Thanks Tate

[Thomas Fitzgerald]

How delicious, a telling piece so close to the knuckle that it should have it's own page! Well done, great read.

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Thomas

[Pryde Foltz]

Some irreverent stuff going on here but definitely a giggle or two, too. The Schnapps rhyme was the bomb:)