Potty Mouth & Blasphemy

Potty Mouth & Blasphemy

A Poem by Baby Ricochet
"

They go together like s**t on a shingle

"
I enrolled myself in charm school 
They threw my a*s right out 
Said what the f**k is wrong with you 
This ain't tourettes tryouts

You kiss your mother with that mouth 
You filthy redneck slime 
Don't need your stinking potty mouth 
Our school's for the refined 

Went down to the synagogue
Got beat up by the cops 
They tazered me like barbecue
Now all I drink is schnapps

That stinking Rabbi squealed on me 
He sang like a canary 
Not much appreciation for 
my bad vocabulary  

It's not my fault oh yes it is
I can't control my mouth 
My brain it has a disconnect 
cause I come from the south 

Pope Francis man flipped me the bird 
A nun she punched my face 
The Bishops came and kicked my a*s 
and hosed me down with mace

I was praying to Aphrodite 
That's blasphemy they said 
I figured she could get me laid 
A Goddess who gives head 

They said I was a demon seed 
and yanked me from the pew 
Their bullshit god can't get me laid 
I guess I'll try Hindu  

  

© 2016 Baby Ricochet



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This is awesome! It's funny of course and the rhythm is perfect for the message.

Posted 7 Months Ago


Oh wow, this poem was like a slap in the face... I love it! It's raw, it's direct, it's funny, no fancy words needed to express great emotion in a sophisticated way (yes, I just said that this poem was sophisticated).

I fell in love with the last paragraph, sounds like something I could put on a T-shirt and walk the streets in.

Can't stop reading this over and over!

// O

Posted 1 Year Ago


Ha! Fun read! Good message but love the humour in the delivery.

Posted 1 Year Ago


Baby Ricochet

1 Year Ago

Thank you Papaya
No holds barred smack down. Might want to put the mature tag on it -- who knows -- maybe the MatureRATERS don't rate you same as some of us. You are in a class all your own.:)

Posted 1 Year Ago


Baby Ricochet

1 Year Ago

Yeah. I should do that. The mature rating thing. Thanks KL
Pope Francis man flipped me the bird
A nun she punched my face
The Bishops came and kicked my a*s
and hosed me down with mace

lol oh hell That was funny thank you

Posted 1 Year Ago


Baby Ricochet

1 Year Ago

Thanks Tate
How delicious, a telling piece so close to the knuckle that it should have it's own page! Well done, great read.

Posted 1 Year Ago


Baby Ricochet

1 Year Ago

Thank you Thomas
Some irreverent stuff going on here but definitely a giggle or two, too. The Schnapps rhyme was the bomb:)

Posted 1 Year Ago


You must be pretty unlucky to have gone through all of that! A nice poem though!

Posted 1 Year Ago


Baby Ricochet

1 Year Ago

Thanks for stopping by.
You taught me something today.
"I was praying to Aphrodite
That's blasphemy they said
I figured she could get me laid
A Goddess who gives head "
Aphrodite. A interesting Goddess. I like the wild places and wild thoughts in the poetry. Thank you my friend for sharing the excellent poetry.
Coyote

Posted 1 Year Ago


Baby Ricochet

1 Year Ago

hank you Coyote
Coyote Poetry

1 Year Ago

You are welcome my friend.
damn,you had a hell of a day ! a*s kicked by a nun

Posted 1 Year Ago


Baby Ricochet

1 Year Ago

Thanks Ron.

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Baby Ricochet
Baby Ricochet

Tampa, FL



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