Chapter 74 ~ The Not So Great Escape

Chapter 74 ~ The Not So Great Escape

A Chapter by Donna DeLong Matthews aka Gold Pen Ghost

Chapter 73 ~ The Not So Great Escape

 

 

 




The Not So Great Escape
Chapter 74


Jerry Reed
East Bound and Down
Smokey and The Bandit

Lyric Re-Write


North bound and down, loaded up and truckin'
a'we gonna do what they say can't be done
We've got a long way to go and a short time to get there
He's North bound but watch ol'Bandit run

Keep my foot hard on the peddle...
Mouth, never minds them brakes
let it all hang out cause we've got The Buz to take
The Angel got my back door, and Ole Kenny's by her side
and we'll bring Buz back no matter what it takes

North bound and down, loaded up and truckin'
a'we gonna do what they say can't be done
We've got a Buzzard to catch and take him we will
He's North bound But watch ol'Bandit run ......



South bound and down, loaded up and truckin'
a'we sure did what they said can't be done
We've got Ole Buzz in the cradle and he's going back to jail
We're South bound just watch ol'Bandit run

Hey Angel's got them ears on, she's hot on the trail
and we ain't gonna rest 'till he's in jail
So He couldnt dodge Us.... He couldnt duck Us
She's gonna keep that diesel truckin....
She puts that hammer down and gives it hell

South bound and down, loaded up and truckin'
a'we sure did what they said can't be done
We've got Ole Buzz in the cradle and he's going back to jail
We're South bound just watch ol'Bandit run



Well it appears that stealing Buz
thought he was gonna get away
He and His low life gang of hoodlums
are sure gonna pay

Yawl better get the hickory
and the BBQ grill
cause there's gonna be
lots of road kill

Now it seems ole Buz
Just don't never learn
Lessons just need to be taught
and feathers are gonna burn.

The Mouth don't take too kind
to the buzzard dung that has been slung
Boy Ya don't piss her off it aint fittin'
By your scrawny neck you could be hung

Your in Dixie Country
and we don't take kindly to Yankees
When they come here a stealing
Now its beyond even wave'n white Hankies

The Gold will not leave
the great South
It always has and always will
Belong to the Mouth...

She got her name
fair and square
And Uncle you will cry
she solemnly swears.

Now you sit your carcass
in this Southern Jail
Never to return to the Great North
from which you hale

Your only means of release
(chucKle chuckle)
will come with your
wailing cry of Uncle...



Original by
Mouth of The South

aka
Donna DeLong Matthews
September/October 2009




We ALWAYS Get Our Man !!!!
Come on Buz back Ya go
the gators been wait'n on Ya and HUNGRY
Too bad your hot rod was not availiable
You might have had a chance to get away!!!
LOL


Halloween Party???
Only behind bars...


ღ KKD  ღ  
© 2009 Donna DeLong Matthews
(All rights reserved)


© 2010 Donna DeLong Matthews aka Gold Pen Ghost


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Well as you can see our Dear Kim had the pleasure of laughing all the way this wonderful chapter of this great challenge. She, as we both know, is a lady of few words in comment but she loved this just as I did. It will be Hersh's time to enjoy sometime today. Even the baby seemed to like the music, as she was introduced to Auntie D as she was on Mommy's lap as she read through. LOL Joseph recognized Grandpa's GN right away. Couldn't believe it! Anyway sweetie, just wanted you to know that this was one of your very best in this series and I thank you for including myself and Kenneth. We had a great time chasing our favorite Buzzard through the magic of your graphics and wonderful words. Love you girlie girl! Hugs, Me



Posted 14 Years Ago


Hay Donna this is Kim. this write was to fun. I love the pics too. I love these.

Posted 14 Years Ago



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Port Orange, FL



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