My Name Is SueAnne

I wrote this being bored out of my mind once during study block awhile ago.

  THOSE OF U ABOUT 2 READ THIS, PLEASE UNDERSTAND THAT I WROTE THIS OUT OF BOREDOM AND I DON'T WANT REVIEWS ABOUT HOW MUCH OF A B***H OR PANSY OR WHATEVER THAT YOU THINK I AM. Thank you! <3

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My name is SueAnne. The stupid spell-check thinks my name is spelled wrong and it pisses me off. I am sitting here at a computer at Kempsville High School in the library because I don’t want to be in lunch with a bitchy ex-friend

of mine named Jessica Payne. She really is a pain in my a*s, too. My jacket keeps on falling down my shoulder and I want to take it off, but my chubby, Jell-O skin would run over the sides of my tank top and pour onto the floor. I have my stuff neatly organized next to me from biggest to smallest, with my tiny

purse on top. I’m at the first computer, kind of like I’m a library pet. Jimmy says I live in the library, but Jimmy doesn’t know me. I only come here for both study blocks and then my a-day lunch. I already told you why, but for study blocks, I can’t stand the people that are in them. I’ve never had one friend

in any of my study blocks so I just leave and go to the library where I can feel the keys of the keyboard under my fingers as I type up anything I can imagine. It’s quite simple to write, and I don’t see why many people complain about writing. I mean, I prefer typing over physically writing, but then when I write, I can make it into any type of word that I like. I could do bubble words or cursive or only dotted or straight lines.

I don’t stand out much or if I do, it’s like a “back away she’s a loser” type of vibe. I’m not saying I don’t have friends. I actually hang with quite a few people and there is someone who I would

do anything for. I call her my Wifey, but her real name is Meghan. Now, I’m mad again because the stupid spell-checker says that I can’t spell Wifey, but I’m just going to make it accept her name. I don’t care if it messes anyone else up if they mean to put wife and they type wifey, but it takes it and they get marked off on an assignment. I know that I sound like a b***h, but I’m really not. I can be harsh to people, but I don’t go out of my way to criticize and undermine others. As you can probably tell, I’m not popular. I hate cheerleaders and

anyone else who struts around acting like they are everything in the world. We all have bad things happen to us. We all make mistakes. We all die. That’s how life goes and we can’t change it. The fact is, people have got to straighten up and get the f**k over themselves. Why are you going to sit around and cry when you could be doing so much more with your life? I mean, it’s okay to cry and I do it too, but not over being pretty or a boyfriend or some other s**t. Your life doesn’t revolve around having money, having a perfect love, or accomplishing something no one else has. It’s about having fun doing whatever the hell makes you

happy. And a lot of people need to take the sticks out of their asses and have fun. It’s not like the world’s going to end because you have one bad day. If you get fired, then get another job. If you lose a boyfriend, find someone better. If you hurt yourself, call a doctor. (Unless you’re dying, then you should have had fun while you still can) And stop acting like the sky is going to fall just because you don’t get something you want. If you want to talk to people on a new cell phone, then

just go find the b***h and f*****g talk to them. Stop making it so hard for yourself and everyone around you. No one wants to hear you grip and complain about s**t that they don’t care about. And even if you do have friends, that doesn’t mean that they are going to drop dead every time you tell them to. Wow, I sound like an idiot. I don’t care though, I’m just trying to pass the time. Maybe I should take up juggling. (Okay, I know it was random, but I’ve always wanted to juggle) And I hate juggling, because I can’t do it. I hit my brother in the head once because I threw the ball at him on accident. I don’t think I’m that coordinated, but I know that I can play volleyball, so it’s not like I’m completely hopeless. Man, I want to write back to Wifey in our notebook, but I really don’t want to stop typing. It’s kinda funny, like

I can just go on and on without having to stop and think cause it’s like my thoughts flow into my fingers. Wow, I REALLY need to stop doing that. I sound like such a nerd, but I know I’m not cause I know nerds. Nerds that are like John Cutrone or this guy from my old chemistry class named Jade. They’re actually pretty fun to hang with, I’m just saying that they say they are nerds. Oh, and I’m being stereotypical, but they ARE both on the Chess Club, hehe. I’m horrible, but I don’t give a flying f**k. Do people say flying f**k because f**k sounds like duck and ducks fly? It’s like flying ducks don’t give a damn cause they are just flying, so if we don’t care, then some of us say we don’t give a flying f**k. That’s kinda

cool in a weird sorta way. I’m making so many mistakes, but it doesn’t really matter. Those of you who are actually reading this may just think I’m an unusual psycho b***h, but I really “don’t give a flying f**k”. Yay, I said it again! Man, I have six minutes left before I have to walk into my stupid study block in room 500, but then ask to go to journalism when I know that I probably can’t, which is going to make Mrs. Smith (journalism teacher) mad at me but whatever. I don’t want

to be on the newspaper. I never really did, I just wanted to write. I want to write stories about anything I want and poems and songs about the most radical things. I want to make my stories into books. Even if people won’t read them. And then, I want to go sky-diving because that’s the closest thing I can think of that will scare me shitless. I’ve never been on a plane and I’m scared of heights and being in planes (especially jumping out of them) and I want to jump alone and hopefully I’ll be able to remember to yank the cord on time before I fall to my death. But it would really

suck if the cords got tangled and I still fell even after I pulled the parachute cord. That would be really scary, so much that I’d probably s**t myself before I died. But then I honestly don’t know who would cry. I mean, I know Wifey would and I know my mom would and maybe a few of my so-called “friends” would but nobody else, really. I hope Kenny would, even though he’s a guy and guys usually don’t like to show their sensitive sides (I’m being sexist now, hehe). Oh, and in case you’re wondering Kenny is kinda a friend of mine. I mean, I’ve known him since like third grade but I’ve never actually talked to him until now (which is 12^th grade) but there was this one time in 8^th grade when our science teacher put us at the same table

together with Preston and Chaulong. She was one of my best friends in middle school and he was like my crush. I dated him once in 9^th grade for like 7 months and then a 2^nd time for like 2 weeks and then a third time for 10 months. I broke up with him 2 months ago, but he cried so (me feeling horrible) said we’ll stay together, but then like a week later he decides he’s done, too. So, we broke up and I felt like so much better afterwards. The funny thing is, I only went out with him in the first place because he was cute, simple, and I was horny back then. It’s funny how things always work out to

my advantage. I may seem like a spoiled brat when I say this, but I always get what I want. It’s just how the world works cause even though I’m not the center, I’m still important. Well...at least to me I am.

Author's Note

I know it's long and I sound like a bitch/freak/weirdo/nerd/etc. but I honestly don't care. I just wanted to show that I can be truthful, even through all my lies (See Theme For English 11)

Reviews

[Matthewtuckey]

I think Jessica Payne may be able to sue you for defamation of character, so be careful.

Your paras start in the middle of sentences- did you do this or is the website formatting it wrong?

'any type of word'- to me this means whether it is a noun or verb etc. Not how you write it. Whether it's block caps or bubble writing would be 'type of text' or 'calligraphic style', maybe.

I like how you're telling a story but venting at the computer at the same time. Hunter S Thompson does this kind of thing. If you aren't familiar, you should check him out.

'cause- as it's abbreviated from 'because', put an apostrophe before the c. Without it it's a different word altogether.

'If you want to talk on a new cell phone'- this implies you're going to say how to talk on the phone, but you then suggest talking face to face. Not on the phone. So why not start with 'why talk on the cell phone when...'

'get another job'- there is a global recession happening. Not that easy. I work in a s**t postal room because there is nothing else out there.

'on accident'- by accident

You're in a privileged position to be allowed to write for the paper. Make the most of it! It looks great on the CV. News, and real life, can inspire the best stories.

Interesting rant. Well done.

[Kathryn Star, Shine!]

I had to laugh out loud because my daughter went through the same thing. Although my daughter is beautiful, she has troubles... people hate her because she is so pretty. I had to take her out of public school because cheerleaders were threatening her life. WTF????? Hey, if someone tries to sue you for defamation of character, tell them to go to hell. But please, if it's their real name... change the name, they'll know who it is and you will too... unless you get permmission from them to use them in your poems you are totally safe, just get it in writing.

Don't listen to matthewtuckey, he obviously doesn't know how old you are and just some a*s who is trying to make you look bad. HOWEVER, I THINK YOU WROTE THIS PERFECTLY!

KEEP WRITING AND DON'T LET THE WANNA BE'S TAKE OVER YOUR WRITING STYLE OR THE WAY YOUR WRITE>
Loved your writing and so did my daughter who is, by the way, 16 years old. Krystal Waters Author AND PUBLISHED BY TWO DIFFERENT TRADITIONAL PUBLISHERS FOR NOVELS. So I say I am not perfect in poems, but this read more like a story! Loved it and I think a lot of kids would love it too... relate.

[Daynise Couch]

Interesting. I agree with much of what Matthew said regarding grammatical structure. This sort of reminds me of a more serious prelude to Mean Girls.

[dreamer492]

Ha, this took me a while too read, but I like it. I went to the library so much too. There are just so many stupid, annoing, prissy, stuck up, and idiotic people at our school. Well you always have me

[dreamer492]

ha

[Miya]

Ha, if she sued (that Jessica chick) then you should tell her to f**k off cause your WAY better than she is anyway! haha

[Dizzy D]

Damn, pissy much? ha good job though

[fallen_sueanne]

At first I was going to start bitching at you Matt, but you actually made a few good points. I'll try fixing it up :)

[Kyle Killera]

Ha, Jessica IS a b***h but damn...U sure can be a bit scary sometimes :)