her once a month

the goblin sympathized, and felt it only fair to explain something, saying "...at childbirth women are mommyfied, at menopause matronized perhaps, and at death deified even...", in fact, the goblin loved women always, but was only too happy that his captain had had become a matron now, noting that before that it was rather like being married to some moon phased raving schizophrenic, with her ever so politely saying "...sorry darling I just feel like my once a month is coming on..." where somewhere in the depths of the goblin's mind too, would be a flight attendant scrambling over the microphone "..your attention please, we seem to be heading into a slight patch of turbulence, and we've run out of fuel and I think I saw bits of the engine falling off too, but please just calmly return to your seats and carefully fasten your safety belts and pretend you haven't noticed that fact there goblin, oh but l if we do crash well at least she gave you fair warning beforehand..."