Pucker

Wrote this after a fellow poet told me to 'pucker up', you know who you are! ;-)

They sing songs of it..

'a kiss is but a kiss'

we kiss babies, we kiss lovers, 

we even kiss a ring

wet kisses, air kisses, biting ones,

angel kisses with wings

they write books about kisses

make movies about kisses

you can plant a kiss

 even eat a candy kiss

they write ads about it..

*this lipstick will 

shine your pucker upper*

they describe the different

lip smackers,

 French kiss, butterfly, Eskimo

    single lip, Spiderman, lip gloss,

 ear lobe, 

deep throat kisses

what they never tell you, a kiss has a secret message

signals that echo through

the vibrations

 of the lips

in tune with the cerebral sucker

 of your brain,

                               it expedites 

the perfect kiss

....high voltage for passion, 

slow meter for Spot

depends where your lips are headed too,

 what kind of kiss ensues

you wouldn't kiss your mother

 with those same lips,

 well, ya know

So, in theory,

 a 'kiss is never just a kiss'

 but a breath

                           of our own essence 

to each other, 

with either ardor

 and compliance 

or sometimes betrayal

all peachy,

 gratifying 

                         puckered up

in one way

 or another,

 

so no matter how you do it,

   a kiss 

is a  special message, 

even when it says 

'kiss my a*s'!

                                            

Reviews

[KAOlmsted]

We used to have kissing fish and I heard the locals piss on the Blarney Stone because the tourists kiss it. My favorite saying is, "Kiss my whole entire a*s..." You've written an incredible piece here, Miss. A lot of thought went into it. Apropos to nothing, should I be worried a State Trooper is parked outside my house? *laugh* I'm pretty sure I haven't killed anyone today, so...maybe he's on a stake out. I want to kiss a State Trooper. There, now it is relevant ;-)

[Frieda P]

hahaha, I hate when you upstage my writing! lol....tell me if it's good, I've never gone as far as the 'state' ;-)

[KAOlmsted]

It's the uniform. Gets me going ;-) Oh yeah, and the big...Glock :-D

[Frieda P]

hahaha Glock this, YESYESYES

[KAOlmsted]

:-D

[Frieda P]

tell me when you have your finger on the trigger ;-D

[KAOlmsted]

xD

[s y e]

Hahahaah! Pucker up! Awww man this was goooood! xD Made me laugh! :P

I got a new fave word Mama F, Puker up! MWAH!

[Frieda P]

MWAH backatcha noodle, did I leave out farfalle kisses!? dang...xo

[s y e]

yes you did but its fine... Dont worry bout those kisses :P xo

[Frieda P]

where's mama's head at? ;-)

[s y e]

Awk man, me no know!? *shrugs* On cloud nine! :-P

[Frieda P]

haha I wish....

[s y e]

Well then, mama better get her head out from the toilet! :-P

[Frieda P]

Ewww I haven't drank enough for that yet!

[s y e]

Oh gosh mama, I DIDNT mean that... YUCKY!!!!

[Emerald Seas]

Love your style, Frieda. This definitely covers the gamut of kisses, and well, the last is priceless! Wonderfully witty write!

[Frieda P]

ha, glad you liked it Sera, and thanks for the wonderful review

[kublakhan27]

Wow, this one may take a few readings to sink in, which is a good thing...I can't say I've ever heard someone describe it in this way before...well done Frieda :)

Pucker upper? Geez...replace the first letter of that expression with another and you'll get an idea of what I'd like to do to the writers of these commercials...

[Frieda P]

LOL now that would make for some good poetry K!

[kublakhan27]

LOL It certainly would :D If memory serves me right (which is a toss-up) I think I wrote something along those lines about soap operas...or maybe I just thought about writing it...I'll have to look it up ;P

[Frieda P]

ha I hate dead grey matter moments! ;-P

[kublakhan27]

Haha yes, I'm all too familiar with them ;P

[Frieda P]

Aren't we all?

[kublakhan27]

Yes, I can't argue with that :P

[C.C. Marx]

Maybe a nice one finger salute to go with that "kiss me a*s", or maybe that is just my way of showing affection......fantastically amsuing as always, you are a riot!!

[Frieda P]

Insanity has to be good for something no? ;-)

[C.C. Marx]

Insanity is good for lots of things besides amusing poems, you can use it in court or when you get caught doing something stupid!!

[Frieda P]

See, you proved my point right there! lol

[C.C. Marx]

Im sure there are other great reasons to use insanity as an excuse....can't say ive never tried

[Frieda P]

Don't use it to get out of a parking ticket, it doesn't work!

[C.C. Marx]

No? Oh darn haha I would love to see someone try. Have you frieda??? :PPP

[Frieda P]

haha yeah I'm stooopid that way lol

[C.C. Marx]

that is utterly hilarious!!! I wouldve pulled out the tears and bawled, works like a charm, grown men cant handle crying teenagers hahaha

[Frieda P]

ha well since I haven't seen a teen year in a while, I don't think he would have found me quite as irresistible, temporary insanity should have worked, maybe I needed to drool or something, I don't know! lol

[C.C. Marx]

haha or maybe start doing something very strange like petting his arm and calling him kitty.....dont ask where that came from because i dont know

[Frieda P]

hahaha sure, then he would have booked me for solicitation!! ha

[C.C. Marx]

Oh fiddlestix your right, but im sure someone as clever as you could find away out of it :PP

[Frieda P]

ha yeah you cough up the $56.00 bucharoos

[C.C. Marx]

Negative C.C. has no regular income, it is often sporadic and minimum, i save what i got for important things.....mostly food haha

[Frieda P]

yeah food is good lol

[Lover Of Words]

AHHHHHHH I LOVE THIS!!!!!!!! PUCKER UP!!!

[Frieda P]

MWAH!!

[Lover Of Words]

LOL MWAH!

[John Alexander McFadyen]

Are you sure you are not from Detroit? that last line says you are!!! besides there are many more uses for the mouth!

[Frieda P]

That's whole different poem John MWAH!

[Frieda P]

Hope you're happy now :-P