If I Were A P***y

If I Were A P***y

A Poem by Frieda P
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Inspired by Chris after A Simple Pause whilst he purred at the ladies on his thread.

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If I were a p***y
I'd climb upon your lap
I'd purr like a kitten
til you fed me
 & stroked me,
teased me, said 
'here kitty, kitty'
then I'd lick you all over

If I were a p***y
                                         puuuuurrrrrrrrrr












© 2013 Frieda P



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Cats have ever followed me home - even if I were walking a Great Dane (true story). I've had them leap into my arms in parking lots...curl on my lap at outdoor cafes. And once home, they curl atop my books, journals, even the keyboard. Watching them play with computer mouse symbols is fun... especially if you connect the HDMI cable to a LARGE flatscreen TV and move the Mouse from across the room.

I've one that stands on the kitchen table and talks with me as I make coffee or clean dishes.

Posted 4 Years Ago


2 of 2 people found this review constructive.

Frieda P

4 Years Ago

haha I've never actually had to hyperventilate, I carry my burden of proof papers with me at all tim.. read more
J. J.  Nightingale

4 Years Ago

HA HA .......................... :)
Frieda P

4 Years Ago

:-)



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Lol! What a great reply, Frieda ;)

Posted 4 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Frieda P

4 Years Ago

I actually just needed a good excuse to post that hunky guy with his puddy tat ha
Emerald Seas

4 Years Ago

hubba hubba :)
Frieda P

4 Years Ago

;-)
I tell my cat she's the only p***y I trust.

Posted 4 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Frieda P

4 Years Ago

LOL!! funny Baby...............
how many 9 lives
does this equal when lust is your equation...great piece

Posted 4 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Frieda P

4 Years Ago

Oh please don't throw math at me on my thread, I'll have heart palpitations! ;-)
writing mojo

4 Years Ago

I am studying truth tables in the language...my bad
Oh that Chris .. He inspires so many of us ... lol ....

Purrrrfectly fun !!!

Jazzy

Posted 4 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

J. J.  Nightingale

4 Years Ago

Ha ... He is know to purrrrr now and then ... lol .. kinda fun !!
Frieda P

4 Years Ago

I still think he was trying to drive us bobinz on that thread lol
J. J.  Nightingale

4 Years Ago

Seems that way sometimes ..lol ...
Haha naughty and funny Frieda, oh I needed this humor tonight.... you're always brilliant in your art. :)

Posted 4 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Frieda P

4 Years Ago

Thanks to Chris and his Simple Pause, ha...thanks, always glad to make somebody smile ;-)

4 Years Ago

Yes, that pause is so Chris... it makes him who he is :)
Cute and naughty at the same time! Loved it. :)

Posted 4 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Frieda P

4 Years Ago

Thanks Amanda ;-) twas fun....
Andie

4 Years Ago

No problem! :3
My hound bog would live to play with your kitty... woof woof.

That was a cute little poem, fun and frisky.

Posted 4 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Frieda P

4 Years Ago

Me? I don't have one... ;-)
The Rock And Roll Cowboy(REBEL WITH A CAUSE)

4 Years Ago

I know cause you are allergic... but wait, so are you allergic to yourself? LOL
Frieda P

4 Years Ago

Most days YES! ha ;-)

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If you want to know me, read my poetry, it's all in there. I am a mother of three sons (my finest moments) a sister, a survivor and a little bit crazy. I lost my beloved sister to suicide, so you'll.. more..

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