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The Vatican Skipping Song

The Vatican Skipping Song

A Poem by Gandré
" has to be said.





The pope slept in the Vatican

on bed of gold and pearls


some priests were in the garden

raping little girls


whilst bishops in the shadows

explored other joys


of chanting praises to the Lord

for chance to sodomize small boys.


Note for the reader:

Can  you imagine rabbits sitting in rabbit university

studying rabbit psychology and getting excited

when shown pictures of rabbit s*x? 

© 2013 Gandré

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Whilst the intention and format of your poem is brilliantly conceived.. i fear that as an ex convent school girl.. i must point out that rape and the like has been a tool used by each and every creed and country throughout history. Think the Crucifixion, think the Holocaust, think whats going on in countries all over the world right NOW as i type.

I love children, wouldn't hurt a hair of a child's head but... but.. but..

May we still be friends, Lara.. in spite of my frankness.. honesty .. just as you're entitled to be honest when you express your thoughts?.

Posted 1 Year Ago

1 of 1 people found this review constructive.


1 Year Ago

Of course, we are friends no matter what. And, I am an ex catholic. I know what you mean. I don't wa.. read more


This is a ballsy piece, and i think its fantastic. Not many writers have the courage to talk about subjects of this matter, where you mostly have people that strongly agree or disagree with you.
And the title, so sarcastic I even chuckled.

Posted 4 Years Ago

1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

i like the fact that you are not afraid to speak your mind and tell tell what is really happening. kudos.

Posted 5 Years Ago

1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Heavy...always the realist madame Gandre! I like this poem/commentary :-)

Posted 5 Years Ago


5 Years Ago

thank you KUFU.. sad, you are gone, once again...
Bunnies,,,,,,,,,,Beautiful bunnies
Doing multiplication exercises
My eyes are bouncing
Do bunnies have religion too?

Posted 5 Years Ago

Haha I can definitely imagine that. I have been here a while, basically I'm 14 and came here when I was 11. I remember at that time you had more writing up. :) I enjoyed this it was cute, simple and very direct in imagery. Haha just wanted to drop by and say HI, and thanks for back then, leaving me encouraging review because I definitely grew.. alot. Best of wishes.

Posted 5 Years Ago

What a controversial subject matter you are bringing to light. One must be careful to say you are just picking on the Catholic church...because we know it is found in all denominations. But this faith has brought about it's own many secrets...just like our government...of course people will begin to see them as corrupt.

Posted 5 Years Ago


5 Years Ago

I guess I would encourage you to keep on writing about this matter, it has attracted many readers..... read more

5 Years Ago

Yes, I was there. You are prolific and I like your thoughts on humanity and their lack of morals.

5 Years Ago

I do have a problem with the moral decline, but I also like to question what some consider to be tab.. read more
Great satire, and alas so true.

Posted 5 Years Ago

Great! Certainly made me chuckle!

Posted 5 Years Ago

this is a good write. it may be very true but, definitely vindicating.

Posted 5 Years Ago

Am I loving this? Yes I am. So happy to find you at WC. Writing and posting.

Posted 5 Years Ago

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Added on November 13, 2012
Last Updated on January 20, 2013




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