Negatively Third StreetA Poem by Kenneth The PoetThe brunette bottle brush with the unrivaled poetic prowess acerbically blisters his opponents with the acid bath that is his prose, even though the references are more veiled than a virgin wearing a shame tent, all while his meat grinder voice and the pipe organ giving off silent movie stereotypes employ attitude that is purely on the top of the nickel-cadmium rechargeable capsule.
And yet, the obese force of nature is devoid of musical talent, singing and instrumental ability, and he won't make the impact that this brunette bottle brush from the state where the revisited road originates and terminates on the north end did and has done for the last half-century, akin to how a bald ape with a banana peel complexion compared to himself to the heathen who patented direct current transmission on a random episode on the television program bearing his surname sometime in the recent past.
But that's neither here or there or anywhere else, because he starts another day in the salt mines that are populated by enrolled members of a supposedly subjected race, and he drives along a major street to get to the place where he meets the other disgruntled public servants that are in his automotive pool, the one that makes the drive south the number of miles that are congruent to the year the bottle brush released the song that inspired this random pile of brain droppings modulo one hundred.
And everyday, he drives on the memorial pathway to the connecting street that will take him to the place that priests stereotypically molest altar servers because parking is essentially free for everybody, and he drowns out the time waiting by pretending to care about Biblical brimstone being spat from the lips of Jesus like a porn star snowballs her way into hedonistic history.
And when the appointed time arrives, he travels southward with them each day and their collective sanity quotient drops by an angstrom or two, an ever so slight amount in the geologic reality that the pale blue dot is, personifying, humanizing the demoralizing maxim that is called a little south of sanity.
The day grinds forth, another day closer to the big finish, and eventually closes off with another bullshitting, bitching session about how the job sucks no matter which way the personnel trade winds affect the forty-two of it all.
And before they each return to their subset spheres of influence in the battleship capital, they each meander along concrete waterways to where their spheres of influence lie, and his is along the one where the welfare cases and poor white trash and natives without drive call home, and this isn’t fourth street and there is nothing that gives it credence to be compared to the top side of a battery.
It’s negatively third street all the way. © 2012 Kenneth The PoetReviews
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Added on September 13, 2011Last Updated on January 2, 2012 AuthorKenneth The PoetBismarck, NDAboutKenneth The Poet is an optimist wrapped in the candy shell of moroseness and cynicism. He lives between the two parallels marked 46 and 49, all while living in the state marked 39. He pretends that he.. more..Writing
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